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The New England Patriots Wanted To Thank All Their Fans on Twitter After Reaching 1 Million Followers & Things Got Terrible Very Quickly


Ohhh dear. This isn’t even a pun or some kind of sly joke. This twitter handle just puts everything out there. Does a robot run the Pats twitter account? Because if a human being does there’s no way they don’t catch this. It’s just too obvious. Is this how you get 1 million followers, Patriots? Last time I checked its not 1960s Mississippi. You can’t be thanking people with that kind of Twitter handle. Settle for 999,999 and leave the racism on the sideline.