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Mullet-Heads Rejoice: The ‘Joe Dirt’ Sequel is Really Happening
Crapper Tank – Days after Adam Sandler and Happy Madison broke new ground with a four-picture Netflix deal, his pal David Spade and Happy Madison are making Joe Dirt 2 as the first digital sequel to a major studio film. The film is being done with Sony-based Crackle. Spade returns as the mullet-sporting moron title character, and he’s back with former Saturday Night Live writer Fred Wolf to co-write and be exec producers. Wolf steps up to direct this one. The original was released by Columbia Pictures.
Happy Madison produces and production starts mid-November on location in Louisiana, the backdrop for the original. The pic will be released next year on Crackle and all Crackle platforms. Said Spade: “I’m beyond stoked that Joe Dirt will finally hit the screens again on Crackle. I’ve been sleeping in this wig for years and it will be nice to wear it in the daytime again.”

My friends and I quote a lot of movies. A LOT. It’s getting to the point where I can’t really have a normal conversation with anyone else, because anything someone says can be related to a movie quote. Whether you love the movie Joe Dirt or not, it is one of the greatest movies to quote, period. It’s a classic Adam Sandler type movie, with a ridiculous plot and outrageous characters, but any time it’s on TV I find myself needing to keep watching it. Needless to say, I’m very excited for the sequel. While it won’t be in theatres, all you really need is a nice TV and an HDMI cord and you’re enjoying mullet jokes from the comfort of your own home. If Christopher Walken doesn’t return as Clern, I will be inconsolable.
– Ryan
Adam Sandler & Netflix Have Agreed To A Four Movie Deal – Whoopitydo!
Sandman – Adam Sandler is bringing his brand of adolescent humor to Netflix.
The streaming media content giant announced a four-movie deal with the iconic comic actor Thursday, signaling Netflix’s continued appetite for original programming after the runaway success of series “House of Cards” and “Orange is the New Black.”
The four feature films will star and be produced by the Brooklyn-born Sandler, 48, whose quirky style set him apart on “Saturday Night Live.” The “Happy Gilmore” star has 51 acting credits, including recent summer fare “Blended” and “Grown Ups 2.” His films have grossed $3.9 million worldwide.

Don’t be so tough on yourself, Adam. In all seriousness this is pretty cool news. Adam Sandler is the man behind most of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen. Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Waterboy, The Wedding Singer, Big Daddy, Just Go With It. He’s mailed in some stinkers over the years, but when you act in movies for 3 decades you’re going to have some bombs. Let’s hope this deal with Netflix brings out the good, psychotic funny Sandler and not whatever the hell happened with Jack and Jill and That’s My Boy.
– Ryan
Did Ricky’s New Netflix Ad Tease a Streaming Sopranos for Netflix?
With Silvio “Sil” Dante making a cameo on this new Netflix commercial I can’t help but wonder when The Sopranos will be live streaming on Netflix. Ok ok, I know that Steven Van Zandt was on the commercial for his new show by Netflix called “Lilyhammer”, but a man can dream, and I will. I already have HBOGO so it doesn’t really affect me, but anything that makes my journey to New Jersey with Tony and the boys easier is something I want to be apart of.
-Matt
Just When I Thought I Was Out, They Pull Me Back In: Amazon Signs Deal to Stream HBO Shows
Source – Take that, Netflix. Beginning on May 21 the multi-year agreement will enable Amazon Prime subscribers to stream series including The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, The Wire, and later — about three years after episodes initially air — Girls, The Newsroom and Veep. In addition, by year end Amazon will offer HBO GO on its new Fire TV platform. (It’s already available to HBO subscribers on other devices including Google’s Chromecast.) The shows will still be available on HBO’s platforms, but the companies say that this is the first time the premium pay TV channel’s shows have been licensed to an online-only streaming service. “As owners of our original programming, we have always sought to capitalize on that investment,” HBO EVP of Business and Legal Affairs Glenn Whitehead says.
Amazon shares are up 1.4% pre market, and Netflix is down 2.7%, following the announcement. That suggests investors didn’t fully accept Netflix CEO Reed Hastings’ claim on Monday that the streaming video providers can peacefully coexist. “It’s a very much not a zero-sum game and we are building this ecosystem together that’s about Internet video and the more players there are in Internet video, the bigger that ecosystem gets,” he said. “The big theme is Internet video is taking share away from linear video. So we are all participating in that transformation.” He has more mixed feelings about HBO: In January he joked that HBO chief Richard Plepler’s Netflix password was probably: “Netflix bitch.”
Stifel analyst Benjamin Mogil says HBO probably made its deal with Amazon, instead of Netflix, because there’s less overlap among their subscribers. Still, it’s “clearly a negative for Netflix, given the high profile nature of the HBO content” and could “somewhat limit” the streaming company’s just-announced plan to raise its prices for new customers. He notes, though, that HBO and Amazon released few details about the deal terms and that it doesn’t include all HBO shows.

Fuckin’ internet is right, Tony. Last week I wrote about how I didn’t trust Amazon anymore because they had the craziest person in the world Gary Busey pimp their TV product. I take all that back now. Any streaming service that gives me another outlet to watch my pal Tony is alright in my book. Why Netflix never signed this deal is beyond me, but it’s their loss. HBO has the best shows to offer to a streaming service, and the biggest advantage is their rewatchability factor. I’ve watched The Sopranos three times from beginning to end and if I get sick this weekend I could start all over and have just as much fun. Plus, the list of older HBO shows is the television version of murderer’s row. The Sopranos. The Wire. Deadwood. Oz. Entourage. The Life and Times of Tim. Six Feet Under. And that’s just my personal short list. If you can’t find a show to fall in love with and watch over and over on that list then you hate television. Simple as that. Amazon Prime just pulled a game changing move. Watch your ass, Netlifx.
– Ryan
Do Yourself a Favor and Watch ‘Confessions of a Superhero’ On Netflix
‘Confessions of a Superhero’ is a 2007 documentary that follows around 4 fame obsessed hopefuls as they dress up as various superheroes (Hulk, Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman) in LA waiting to be noticed. I fully expected this film to be depressing, but it was actually fascinating. Living in Rhode Island you don’t see many fame hungry people, but this film opens your eyes to alarming number of people moving to Hollywood in search of celebrity. Although this film is 6 years old, it addresses a big problem in our culture: the new generations of kids don’t want to be doctors or teachers; they want to be athletes or musicians or actors. When those kids fail at Plan A, Plan B is sometimes to scary to watch. Do yourself a favor and witness the madness in ‘Confessions of a Superhero’.
– Ryan
Is Space Jam the Most Universally Loved Movie Of All Time?
I watched Space Jam the other day for the time in a LONG time. Space Jam is the kind of move you can pull out in any situation and it satisfies the crowd. Old people. Young people. Men. Women. If you don’t like Space Jam there’s a solid chance you’re an asshole. Twitter is full of assholes, so I figured I’d be able to find someone who hates Space Jam.
Watching space jam #topfilm
— LukeBannerman (@LukeBannerman) January 3, 2014
WHAT IS WITH MY FRIENDS NEVER HAVING WATCHED SPACE JAM?!?! Like omg. Y’all need a moviecation
— Kelly Floyd (@KellyFloyd_96) January 3, 2014
#MovieThatNetflixNeeds Space Jam
— Braden Lust (@bray_bray20) January 3, 2014
the first cd I ever bought for myself was the space jam soundtrack n if that’s not a conversation starter I don’t really know what is
— doris pringle-brule (@smaanthh) January 3, 2014
A+ cast. Flawless storyline. Angelic soundtrack. I don’t want to start sounding crazy, but Space Jam might be the greatest movie of all time. You hear that, studio heads? If you want to make money you put Michael Jordan and Bill Murray together in a movie. Box office bonanza.
– Ryan
Mitt Romney Just Ironing His Clothes While Wearing Them Like A Psychopath
Netflix is coming out with a new documentary focusing on Mitt Romney during his run for the White House. About a minute into the trailer, Mitt Romney is shown ironing his tuxedo..while wearing it. I don’t want to have to be the one to say it but that’s a psychopath move. I wouldn’t want my President ironing his clothes while they’re on his body. You just can’t trust someone like that. I’m not saying this cost him the election, but I can’t imagine it helped. Maybe stick to taking selfies like Obama. It involves less physical pain. Whether you like Mitt or not, this documentary does look pretty interesting, so it’s safe to say I’ll be tuning in January 24th.
– Ryan
Looks Like My Valentines Day for 2014 is Booked – House of Cards Season 2 Premieres February 14th
My valentines usually consists of me and Matt going to the movies. Instead, this year we’ll be watching TV. What a difference a year makes. House of Cards will be back starting Valentines Day, 2014, and I can’t wait. That Kevin Spacey is just so sneaky, but so goddamn good. If you haven’t watched Season 1 (you should), you have exactly 71 days to do so (all episodes are on Netflix). Great cast. Great show. ‘Nuff said. Check out the promo trailer and I dare you look me in the eye and say you’re not excited.
– Ryan
