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The Undertaker is Winning My March Madness Pool

We talk WrestleMania, March Madness and wood sanding techniques!

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Twitter News Weekly – March Madness, Jim Irsay, Cosmos

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Frank Carpano Might Have the Best Reporter Warmup Routine in the Game Today

Rhode Island’s finest, everybody. That’s how the true pro’s get ready for live TV. Thumb to the face and tongue sticking it out like it ain’t no thang. I’m not 100% sure that we can rule out a stroke, but if it wasn’t then Frank needs to work on his game face. I know a Rhode Island college basketball team hasn’t been THIS good in awhile, but that’s no excuse. You’re better than this, Frank. Lock it up.

– Ryan

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The Ohio State Marching Band is the Most Impressive Group of Human Beings I Have Ever Seen

If you are not impressed by this then I feel bad for you. This has to be one of the most impressive sights I have ever seen. Not only can the Ohio State marching band play their instruments and march extremely well, but they can make intricate pictures on the field…that move! I have seen this routine many times, but never as flawless as this. If you’re strapped for time and can’t watch the whole thing (But I suggest you eventually watch the entire thing), skip to 7:20 to experience greatness.


Mike Davis With the Latest Hit of the Century

Mike Davis is an animal, and that’s not a compliment. Just a dirty play. How he didn’t get thrown out is mind boggling.

– Ryan

A Look Inside The Oregon Duck’s New 68-Mil Facility

Chip Kelly is going to want his old job back.

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PS- This puts Bama’s 9-mil facility to shame! Makes them look like broke hillbillys.

Johnny Football Selling His Johnny Hancock – WHO GIVES A SHIT


BREAKING: NCAA investigating Johnny Manziel for allegedly profiting from autographs. If found that Manziel committed a violation, his eligibility to play this season could be in question. -SportsCenter

So Johnny Football was profiting from his autographs, and his season is in jeopardy because of it? Is this what the NCAA is seriously going to spend there time investigating? I know that this is a rule (a stupid rule), but in reality, who is this hurting? So what you’re saying is that it’s fine that colleges make millions of dollars off of these kids playing football, but they can’t make a little cash on the side for selling their personal brand? That is what they are doing, selling their brand, that they have created, and that people love.  Take Johnny Football here: care-free, fun-loving, and a beast at the game of football.  It’s a brand everyone has come to love, and that’s why he can make money from his autograph.  But, people will still whine that he will be making lots of money in the NFL eventually. To those people I say: “Jelly Much?”.  Stop being jealous of Johnny Manziel, because if you’re good at something you should never do it for free. Hell, if I was him i’d be selling a lot more than autographs, if you know what I mean….ok, too far… i’ll stop there.


Mr. Football, if the NCAA decides to be a bunch of whiny babies and suspend you, please think about joining my flag football team. Just throwing it out there.

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