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Monsterblog Wednesday: Our Favorite Current SNL Cast Members

Saturday Night Live is just about back in full swing, after two solid episodes from Tina Fey and Miley Cyrus to start off the season. The big story heading into Season 39 was the cast overhaul that was forced upon Lorne Michaels due the departure of veteran cast members Jason Sudekis, Bill Hader and Fred Armisen. While the six new cast members have performed admirably over their inaugural episodes, there are also some veterans left over from previous seasons who have been thrust into the spotlight. The even mix of veteran and rookie performers could lead to a monster season for SNL, and we decided to pick our favorite male and female performer from this years cast.

Bobby Moynihan and Kate McKinnon

Bobby: Moynihan has been my favorite cast member for a few years now, and now that the heavy hitters are gone, it’s his time to shine. He seems to perform in almost every sketch, but really shines as the bumbling anchor in the Fox News sketch, and more notably as Drunk Uncle. Now that Stefon is gone, Drunk Uncle might be the best recurring character on Weekend Update.

Kate: McKinnon has slowly become a key player for SNL, and I’m of the opinion that this group of female SNL performers could turn out to be their best ever. It seems as if every impression she is scripted to do, she nails. Ellen DeGeneres and Jodie Foster are just a few of her spot on imitations. She’s also great on Weekend Update. Don’t take my word for it. Search Olya Povlatsky, the Russian immigrant, or Cecelia Gimenez, the Spanish women who defaced the Ecce Homo painting. She is far and away the most versatile performer on SNL, and her future is very bright.

– Ryan

Jay Pharoah and Nasim Pedrad

Jay: One of the most underrated personalties on Saturday Night Live is Jay Pharoah.  This guy has impressions for days and is spot on with each one (Shannon Sharpe being his newest one, and probably most hilarious). While his on air talent is evident in the sketches he participates in, I didn’t realize how truly talented and creative he was until he got on Sway in the Morning:

Nasim: Besides the massive crush I have on Nasim, I really think she is one of the better females on Saturday Night Live today. She, like Jay, has a range of impressions that she nails in every skit. She is quick on her feet and has the intangible quality of looking like she isn’t reading off of a cue card (very similar to Taran Killam). Here is a video of her doing one of her best impressions, Kim K. Oh, and guess who plays Yeezy? You guessed it, Jay.

-MattyV

Miley Cyrus Has Found Her Savior

Miley’s second stint as host of SNL was a success in my eyes (review coming tomorrow), and her two musical performances were effective, yet surprisingly subtle. After her outrageous performance at the VMAs, many people thought Miley was going to make a fool out of herself again on live TV. Instead, Miley toned down her act, and instead of feeling herself up.with a foam finger, she showcased her great vocal talent. She performed “Wrecking Ball”, her newest single, earlier in the show, and followed that up with a very cool acoustic version of “We Can’t Stop” (video above). Why did Miley act like such an ass on MTV yet so classy on SNL? The easy answer would be that she has more respect for SNL, because the VMAs are the trashiest award show of all time. But after doing a little bit of research, I found a different reason. Two words: midget. guitarist.
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There are two things I know to be true: 1. George Clooney is a God amongst men and 2. Midget guitarists are soul soothers. You don’t act up when a midget guitarist is around. You just don’t.

– Ryan

SNL Officially Announces New Cast Members

(Source) “When NBC’s Saturday Night Live kicks off Season 39, it will be with a sum total of six, not five, new featured players.

As previously rumored, AT&T pitchman Beck Bennett (pictured, right) and Kyle Mooney (who also perform with the sketch comedy group Good Neighbor), female impressionist Noël Wells and comedian John Milhiser are now confirmed to join the late-night sketch series’ ensemble. Also, SNL scribe Mike O’Brien will step in front of the cameras this season.

But in announcing on Monday the new on-camera additions, SNL lobbed another name into the mix: stand-up comedian Brooks Wheelan (pictured, left), who last month had been made a part of the show’s writing staff.

The official announcement comes on the heels of Lorne Michaels telling the New York Times that sophomore player Cecily Strong will co-anchor Weekend Update with Seth Meyers this season.

SNL returns Sept. 28, with host Tina Fey and musical guest Arcade Fire.”

There you have it. 6 fresh faces will be part of the 39th season of Saturday Night Live. While I’ve only seen Beck Bennett perform (I hope his legs aren’t as short as they look in those AT&T commercials), it’s hard not to trust Lorne Michaels and his staff when it comes to finding new comedic talent. Transitions are always tricky, especially in a show such as SNL, which relies heavily on the chemistry of it’s actors and actresses. And while we’ll definitely miss Armisen, Sudekis and Hader, the large void their departures created could produce the show’s next rising star. My money is on Bobby Moynahan, but no matter who steps up, Season 39 should be a doozy.

– Ryan

Rob Lowe and Rashida Jones Are Leaving Pawnee Forever

Parks and Recreation’s on-again/off-again relationship between Rob Lowe’s Chris Traeger and Rashida Jones’ Ann Perkins will be coming to a head this season: because the two actors will be leaving the beloved NBC comedy. Sources have confirmed Lowe’s and Jones’ departures, which will take place in the show’s 13th episode (likely landing during February sweeps). The season ended with Chris and Ann continuing to try to have a baby together — let’s assume that plot will help usher the two out of Pawnee under happy circumstances. Jones has been on Parks and Rec playing Leslie’s (Amy Poehler) best friend since the show premiered in April 2009. Rob Lowe joined the cast near the end of Season 2 in what was meant to be a guest arc, but turned into a regular role. Both actors will continue to be busy: Jones has a development deal with Warner Bros. Television with her Celeste & Jesse Forever writing partner, Will McCormack; Lowe will play John F. Kennedy in NatGeo’s upcoming Killing Kennedy and will surely pop up on series television again in the future. Representatives of Jones and Lowe did not immediately return emails and calls about the departures. NBC had no comment. The hour-long premiere of Parks and Rec, filmed in London, airs on Sept. 26.

Update: Through the show’s publicist, Parks and Rec’s executive producer Mike Schur sent the following statement: “The news about Rob and Rashida is true — they will be leaving the show after the 13th episode of the upcoming season six. We’ve been working on their storyline (on and off) for four seasons now, and heading into this year, with the two of them contemplating parenthood, it felt like a natural time to move them into the next phase. We absolutely love both Rashida and Rob, and will be sad to see them go. Rashida was one of the very first people we knew we wanted in the cast, and as important as Ann is to Leslie (and vice-versa), she’ll certainly never be far from Pawnee. Rob we initially thought we could only have for six or eight episodes, and we couldn’t be happier that he will have stuck around for 75. They are wonderful, funny, committed actors, they’ve been a huge part of the Parks and Rec family, and we think we have a great Pawnee send-off in the works for them.” – Buzzfeed

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Well this sucks. Goodbye Chris Traeger. And goodbye my sweet, beautiful Ann. Parks and Rec certainly thrives due to it’s multi-talented ensemble cast, but it’s still sad to see two great characters (and actors) go. The ageless wonder, Rob Lowe, delighted us for over 3 seasons as Chris Traeger, the fitness obsessed auditor we all grew to love. No comedic character in recent memory was able to change the way a single world was spoken as much as Rob Lowe changed the word “literally”. He was an auditor, a city manager, a boyfriend, and one super positive dude. I sure am glad Chris didn’t die as a baby. Rashida Jones was already one of my favorite TV actresses due to her role as Karen in The Office, but her role as Leslie Knope’s sidekick Ann Perkins solidified her as a bonafide comedy star. When we first met Ann in season 1, she was dating resident slacker Andy Dwyer. Over the next 5 seasons, she struck up many romances, (including an on again, off again romance with Chris) nursed people back to health, and became a Pawnee public official when she was named public relations director for the health department. Fittingly, Ann was trying to get pregnant through vitro fertilization during last season, and who else but her old pal Chris was called upon to be the father. According to executive producer Mike Schur, both Lowe and Jones are expected to leave the show after episode 13 of the new season, where they will receive a “great pawnee sendoff”. Fly away my sweet prince and princess. Fly away and be free.

– Ryan

Bill Hader Nominated For Best Supporting Actor Emmy After His Final Season On SNL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWucNq1ib4s&feature=youtube_gdata_player

What a joyous day. Hader is my favorite cast member for a number of reasons, mainly because of his other wordly versatility. From his iconic Weekend Update character “Stefon” to his impressions of James Carville and Al Pacino, Hader always induced the laughs. He brought you to the edge of the proverbial cliff, and just when you thought you couldn’t laugh any harder, he put it in overdrive. It’s Hader’s second consecutive nomination, and he is still the first male SNL cast member to be nominated for a Best Supporting Actor Emmy since 1983 (Eddie Murphy). Although it’s sad to see him leave the show, it’s always great to see a super talented performer get the respect he deserves.

– Ryan

Hopefully Bears Can’t Smell Crazy

Move over Florida, Rhode Island’s got crazy fever! This video of a Rhode Island NBC10 reporter explaining what to do when you see a bear is the craziest thing i’ve seen since Sharknado.  That’s how to repel a bear?? By looking at this girls survival tactics something tells me she wouldn’t last 2 minutes on ‘Naked and Afraid’. Apparently this is going viral, and why not?! It’s hilarious. And it already has a remixed version! That’s when you know you’ve made the big time.

-MattyV

In Defense of Miss Utah

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Everyone is ragging on Miss Utah for her bone headed answer during the Q & A portion of the Miss Universe pageant last night. Not me. I’m wearing my fedora and driving the Marissa Powell bandwagon straight into the sunset. Its so easy to be a couch potato observer and call Marissa dumb. Did you hear the question she was asked? “A recent report shows that in 40% of American families with children, women are the primary earners, yet they continue to earn less than man. What does it say about society?” That question was asked by NeNe Leakes, who appeared on Real Housewives of Atlanta and somehow learned to put all those words together in a sentence. How do you answer a question like that on the spot in 30 seconds? She stumbled through that answer because it was a dumb fucking question. I’ve never understood how half the competition can be spent judging these girls in bikini’s and evening gowns and the other half is spent discussing world politics. If she answered this question eloquently, does that make her smart? Of course not, so the fact that she stumbled through it shouldnt make her stupid either. If it was me up there in a beautiful dress and some woman named NeNe asked me that same question I’d do the only thing I know how to do: fake wrestle. Microphone to the head of Giuliana Rancic, then I’m sprinting off camera and pulling that piece of shit Jonas brother on stage by his hair and I’m choking him out on live TV. Ultimate heel turn. If only Marissa Powell let me coach her. She could’ve been a contender!

P.S. When in doubt during a competition go Will Ferrell in Old School. Blackout and hope for the best.

An Ode to The Office

March 24th, 2005. That’s the day American audiences were introduced to The Office. That’s the day we were introduced to Jim and Pam, Dwight and Angela, and of course, Michael Scott. The show finished its 9th and final season, and its 200th and final episode aired last Thursday (more on that later). The beautiful thing about TV shows, in my opinion, are their ability to create fictional characters and a universe that you grow to care about. As I was watching the finale last Thursday, I found myself rooting for Dwight and Angela, Jim and Pam, Oscar, Daryl and the rest of the Dunder Mifflin gang. Over the past nine years, we put our lives on hold, and for a half hour a week, enjoyed Pennsylvania’s favorite paper company. The writing and directing have always been a strong part of The Office, but its beating heart has always been its cast of characters and the relationships they weave with each other. Each character was so easy to relate to, in part because they were caricatures of people we’ve encountered in our own lives. How could they not be? The day to day monotony of office life breeds these type of people. The fairytale romance of Jim and Pam was just as common as the immature, borderline psychotic relationship between Ryan and Kelly. Everyone knows an overachiever, a sweet old lady, a crazy old man, a cynic, a dreamer and a cute girl. The Office somehow took these everyday characters and made you empathize with them. How? Back in 2011, creator Ricky Gervais wrote an article discussing both versions of The Office, and how he created some of his memorable characters. Gervais concludes the article with, “Who needs winners? They’re not in the slightest bit funny or interesting. Give me a loser any day.” He was right.

The characters on the show were, for lack of a better word, losers. The beat farmer who lived with his cousin, the accountant with 10 cats, the heavy set, impossibly charming buffoon. Even the “cool” characters in the office, Jim and Pam, were a salesman and a secretary for a small town paper company. Each character had a life of its own, and they all fit perfectly into the Scranton universe. No one was a better fit for this universe than Michael Scott.

Michael Scott was a microcosm of the show. He epitomized every value that the show explored. He was an oddity who desperately wanted to be accepted by the outside world, a dreamer who never quite achieved his dreams. At his core, he wanted to be loved, and that enormous need for affection could only come from one place: The Office. For Michael, The Office was the cool kids table at lunch. The Office was being picked first in gym class. It wasn’t a building. It was a home. He didn’t have employees. He had a family. Although Michael occasionally did some boneheaded things, we always gave him the benefit of the doubt, because we knew how much he cared. Michael’s relationships, both personal and professional, fueled the show. He made his long awaited return during the very sentimental series finale, trekking from Colorado to Scranton to be Dwight’s bestest mench. Later in the episode, Pam reveals that Michael has so many pictures of his children that he needed to get two phones. Michael didn’t mind. He was just happy to finally have a family plan. Michael was the biggest loser of all, but he made you laugh, he made you cringe, and most of all, he made you watch. The final two seasons of the show were disappointing, but I’ll always remember The Office for its seven seasons of memorable characters and goofy story lines. Whether it was Jim and Pam’s wedding, or Michael’s burnt foot, The Office always seemed to deliver. It taught us the power of relationships, and in the end, that the losers might be the biggest winners of them all. Thanks for satisfying us for nine years. That’s what she said.

– Ryan