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Serious Question: Who Has Worse Toes: Lebron or Stephen Tyler?

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This a tough one. I threw up immediately after seeing both pictures so tie ballgame there. Stephen Tyler gets bonus points for the toe nail polish though. Lebrons four smaller toes look like they’re about to start a mutiny against the big toe but Tylers second toe is one of the most fucked up things I’ve ever seen. I’m picking Mr. Aerosmith. And now I’m going to rip my eyes out.

– Ryan

Dirk Nowitzski Is Everything That’s Right With This World

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwrstxuicZk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Once again proves my point that Dirk Nowitzski is the greatest basketball player in NBA history.

– Ryan

Have No Fear Celtics Fans: Walter McCarty Is Your New Assistant Coach

Walter McCarty, who spent nearly eight seasons with the Boston Celtics during a 10-year playing career, confirmed to ESPN.com’s Jeff Goodman on Tuesday that he will be an assistant coach on Brad Stevens’ staff. The 39-year-old McCarty landed in Boston in October 1997 after being traded by the Knicks before his sophomore season. He emerged a fan favorite here and “I love Walter!” became a familiar catchphrase for television broadcaster Tommy Heinsohn. McCarty helped Boston to three playoff appearances from 2002-04 before being traded to Phoenix for a second-round pick midway through the 2004-05 season.  James Posey, another beloved former Celtic, and McCarty were believed to be the two top candidates to round out Stevens’ staff as it appeared he was seeking a former player. Comcast SportsNet first reported McCarty’s hiring.  McCarty joins the staff of the 36-year-old Stevens, who had previously brought on Ron Adams, a longtime NBA assistant, and Micah Shrewsberry, one of Stevens’ former assistants at Butler. Assistants Jay Larranaga and Jamie Young were carried over from Doc Rivers’ staff.  Boston ties have served McCarty well as he immersed himself in coaching. He served as an assistant under former Celtics coach Rick Pitino at the University of Louisville in 2007. McCarty moved on to be an NBA assistant under former Celtics coach Jim O’Brien in Indiana during the 2010-11 season, but was let go a season later when the Pacers hired Frank Vogel.  McCarty has been a familiar presence in Boston, often sitting courtside during games the past two seasons.” – ESPN

Perfect. Rebuilding a historic franchise? Bring in mediocre fan favorite players from the past to get the fans behind you again. I’m completely judging a book by it’s cover here, but McCarty doesn’t look like he’d be a good coach. He seems like the kind of guy who would goof around at practice then try and out drink the whole team at bars on the weekends. Maybe I’m right, maybe I’m wrong. Maybe McCarty is the next John Wooden. All I know is the Celtics better have an oxygen tank at the announcers table for every home game because Tommy Heinsohn is going to lose his shit with Walter now on the coaching staff.

– Ryan

Shannon Brown Is Having A Great Off Season

Nothing worse than hyping up a crowd by promising to dunk over three people then falling on your ass and trampling over the volunteers. Even if he pulls this off, is it that impressive? The people are laying down. Your a 6’4 professional basketball player. If you’re not jumping over a flaming table or the world’s tallest man I’m not interested.

– Ryan

Did Jeremy Lin Let His NBA Success Go To His Head?

 

-MattyV

PS- Nash needs to work on his acting chops

LeBron’s Olympic Career Is Over

LeBron James’ days of playing for Team USA have likely ended. James, 28, will not play for USA Basketball during the 2014 world championships in Spain and is doubtful to participate in the 2016 Olympics in Brazil, a source close to the Miami Heat forward told Yahoo! Sports on Wednesday. USA Basketball executive director Jerry Colangelo also confirmed to Yahoo! Sports he doesn’t expect James to play next summer – and doesn’t plan to ask him. James has already won two Olympic gold medals and a bronze in three Olympic appearances that began in 2004. James has won two gold medals and a bronze in his three Olympics. (AP)”LeBron is going to be three years older during the next Olympics. He will have two older boys. He has a lot to endure with his family,” the source told Y! Sports. “He played in three Olympics. Everyone that knows LeBron knows it’s always based on a decision at that moment. But if the moment was today, the answer would be no.” James would benefit from more offseason rest as he gets older, especially given how many playoff games he’s playing. He’s made three consecutive trips to the NBA Finals and played in a combined 99 NBA games last season after taking part in the 2012 London Olympics. Since winning his second straight title with the Heat last month, James has had a busy summer with trips to China and the Philippines, commercial shoots, his prep basketball camp in Las Vegas, business meetings – and planning for his upcoming wedding. “The only way I could see him playing in the Olympics is if his country really, really needed him to play,” the source said. “But hasn’t he done enough?” Another sign that James’ international playing days are nearing an end: Colangelo proclaimed Kevin Durant as “kind of the face of USA Basketball going forward” to reporters after Wednesday’s minicamp practice. Durant and Kevin Love announced they will play for the U.S. next summer. Colangelo said he expects another “two or four” members from the past Olympics team to play next year. Durant said he expects Russell Westbrook and James Harden to play next year. Kyrie Irving and Paul George, who participated in this week’s minicamp, also are expected to be on the team. James might not be the only U.S. veteran to stop playing internationally. Kobe Bryant is 34 and coming off season-ending Achilles surgery. Dwyane Wade (31), Chris Bosh (29) and even Chris Paul (28) also could want to cut back their time on the court after the NBA season ends. “Those guys are getting older,” Durant said. “Their time is precious.” Colangelo has not asked James about the 2016 Olympics, but would welcome him if he changes his mind and decides to play.”I don’t think he will ever too old,” Colangelo said. “He can be 40 and still be able to play. Think of what he might be able to accomplish in terms of legacy with one more medal. “We’ll cross that bridge later.” – Yahoo Sports

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So LeBron James is done playing in the Olympics. Before I get started, I’m willing to admit that I don’t like the guy. He’s the best player in the game, and quite possibly the best athlete the NBA has ever produced, but I still don’t like him. With that said, let’s not pretend that this is about LeBron wanting to watch his two boys grow up, or that he’ll be 31 when team USA attempts to win gold in Brazil in 2016. The fact of the matter is LeBron James just isn’t that interesting anymore. The majority of his supporters are bandwagon fans at best, which means they are quiet as church mice during the off season. While the number of LeBron haters has certaintly grown since “The Decision”, it’s increasingly harder to bash the guy. He just won back to back NBA championships, (could have been a 3 peat, but he played the German God’s gift to basketball in 2011) an MVP award, (his 4th) and he already owns two Olympic gold medals. Even an admitted hater like me is finding it hard to discredit him. If your “fans” aren’t talking about you, and your trash talking bashers are left speechless, who is left to pump your tires? If LeBron played in the next two Olympic’s, he would be just another great player on an uber talented team. Whether you love LeBron or you hate LeBron, you know that’s not how he rolls. If he’s not the center of attention, he fades into bolivian. As the Yahoo article states, Kevin Durant is being positioned as the new face of team USA basketball. A supremely talented, 24 year old phenom hungry for gold medals and championships, still motivated by a finals loss two years ago. Remind you of anyone?

– Ryan

Dirk Nowitzski Singing “Satisfaction” Is Literally Music To My Ears

How do you say incredible in German? Because this is incredible. Not only is Dirk Nowitzski the greatest basketball player in NBA history, but he has the pipes of a young Huey Lewis. While everyone else is training and getting ready for a championship run, Dirk is riding around with a weird DJ and two smoke cheerleaders singing The Rolling Stones. If this doesn’t guarantee a Mavs championship I don’t know what will.

– Ryan

P.S. He’s 7’1, can we get him a bigger car?

Nothing Completes Your Summer Look Like A Obscure Jersey

Summer is a time for fashion statements, and nothing will blow away your drunk friends at a BBQ like a nice obscure NBA jersey.  Lets look at my top 3 for this summer.

1.) Hakeem Olajuwon – Toronto Raptors

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As far as i’m concerned the best looking jerseys in the NBA are the Golden State Warriors, but nothing beats this Olajuwon Toronto Jersey from his 2 year stint there in the early 2000’s.  Get this jersey and immediately break the ice with anyone (well, at least sports-loving dudes. Not promising any chicks) you’re with.

2.) Dominique Wilkins – Boston Celtics

21545_01_lgIn 1994 “The Human Highlight Film” graced the parquet floor of the Boston Garden. While his time with the Celtics was not memorable, this jeseyt should never be forgotten.

3.) Karl Malone – Los Angeles Lakers

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In the 03-04 season Malone joined up with Kobe, Shaq, and Gary Payton to make a NBA Finals run that would end by being decimated by the Pistons 4-1 in the series.  While Malone isn’t one of my favorite players, the Mailman’s Laker threads cannot be denied.

-MattyV

If all else fails, do what I did.  I made myself a Celtics #11 Drew Bledsoe jersey.