Here are this weeks top stories!

NBA Christmas Jerseys

I hope they immediately took those Christmas day NBA jerseys from yesterday and threw them in a burning barrel. Awful

— nickcamp15 (@Elinapmac) December 26, 2013

I been hearing the NBA Christmas jerseys are an attempt to cover up tattoos. Huh? You gonna need turtleneck onsies to do that.

— Yo… What I Miss? (@Regulardave2975) December 26, 2013

NEXT YEAR THE NBA IS GOING TO HAVE UGLY SWEATER JERSEYS FOR CHRISTMAS

— кเภﻮк๏๔єאtђєﻮ๏๔ (@KODEYTHARULHAAA) December 26, 2013

UPS RUINED CHRISTMAS!

So what I’ve deducted from this whole “UPS ruined Christmas” thing is: Presents are clearly more important than being with your family.

— Peter J Doucette (@PeterJDoucette) December 27, 2013

So is Christmas no longer about the birth of Jesus, but instead about what you get in material objects? #ups #fedex #christmas

— Mark A. Goodman, ND (@MarkGoodmanND) December 27, 2013

Ups need to get there shit straight because people still waiting for their Christmas present

— Queen Danielle♡ (@DaddyCravens) December 27, 2013

Interesting New Year Resolutions

new years resolutions: get hot get rich

— Victooor. (@victor2raw) December 26, 2013

Getting the girls to set New Years resolutions for each other was a huge mistake. “Stop stealing our men” “Suck dick more often” 😭😂

— Za (@zvhxn) December 26, 2013

I’ve been working on my New Year’s resolutions. All I have so far is, “More Bagel Bites.”

— SeanBess (@SeanBess) December 26, 2013

-The Average Nobodies