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UPDATE: The Only Thing Better Than a Nascar Fight is A Triple Threat Deathmatch Nascar Fight

Yesterday I blogged about the Jeff Gordon and Brad Keselowski fight over the weekend, and said there’s nothing better than a Nascar fight. Well Ryan’s wrong again. Sticking to my “do no research” strategy, I wrote that one of Gordon’s crew members came up from behind Keselowski and gently pushed him. Thanks to our good friend Mark, it turns out that was not one of Gordon’s crew member, but was actually another driver, Kevin Harvick. You know what this means? We have ourselves a little triple threat Nascar death match going on right now. If there’s one thing I’ve learned from watching wrestling all my life, it’s that the only real way to squash a beef is to fight inside of a cage. Harvick vs. Gordon vs. Keselowski in a Hell in a Cell match next month. I don’t want it. I need it.

– Ryan

Thanks to markbialczak for the tip!

There’s Nothing Better Than a Good White Guy Nascar Fight

Jeff Gordon was angry yesterday, my friends. My favorite kind of fight is a Nascar fight, because you have two guys who are mad at each other, but are separated by hundreds of other people. You’d think Jeff Gordon was the world’s strongest man watching this video, when in actuality, he’s separated by so many people that he can act tough and yell and scream while not actually having to do anything. Best part of the video is when Gordon is trying to get to Keselowski, but it’s clear no one is letting him through, so one of Gordon’s guys comes up from behind Keselowski and gently pushes him in the back. Then all hell breaks loose. If I have to sit through hours of watching cars drive in a circle, the least the drivers can do is give us some post race entertainment/slight pushes in the back. They delivered here.

– Ryan