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James Franco and Seth Rogen Spoofed Kanye’s ‘Bound 2’ Music Video and It’s Glorious

Well this is fantastic. No funnier duo than Rogen and Franco right now. Not sure anyone else is even close. Can’t wait for Kanye to lose his shit once he sees this. Nobody spoofs Kanye’s “art”!

– Ryan

Miley Cyrus’s American Music Awards Performance was Interesting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t9_ygb0LU8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Nothing screams “I’ve lost my mind” like having a giant virtual kitten staring everyone in the face during your performance on an awards show. Between the bleached eyebrows and the humongous virtual kitten, it’s clear that Miley is teetering on the brink of insanity. I’m half expecting her to perform a ritualistic sacrifice at her next show. It could happen.

– Ryan

Kanye’s Video for ‘Bound 2’ is Interesting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr4HVom01T0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

What the hell is happening in this video? That’s a serious question. I honestly have no idea what’s happening. It starts off with a large raven flying away, then horses stampeding towards the camera, which oddly enough are the most realistic parts of the video.  The rest of the video is just Kanye riding a Vespa with a topless Kim K straddling him with the worst CGI in history as the background. I guess this is art? I’m pretty sure there also having sex on the vespa at some point in this video. Their are just some things you can’t unsee. This is one of them.

– Ryan

What Do The Sox Say?

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This is just all kinds of awesome. Kudos to whoever made it.

-MattyV

Chris Brown Has Got the Asshole of the Decade Award Locked Up

(Source) “Chris Brown was arrested outside of a Washington, D.C. hotel in the wee hours of Sunday morning after allegedly striking a man, TMZ reports. The F.A.M.E. singer was booked on felony assault charges for punching the man in the face after an argument got out of hand. Sources claim Breezy and the man did not know each other, and that the other man did not throw a punch.

Brown was with his bodyguard, who was also arrested. Law enforcement confirms that neither Brown nor his bodyguard were under the influence of alcohol or drugs. The victim of the reported attack, who is claiming serious injury, was taken to a local hospital for evaluation and treatment. 

If convicted, Brown could face up to four years of prison time for the incident, which violates his 2009 probation order following the battery of then-girlfriend Rihanna. Brown was also involved in scuffles with rapper and nemesis Drake, and later with Frank Ocean, neither of which resulted in criminal charges. 

Breezy was in the D.C. area to host a party at Park & 14th nightclub.

Chris Brown allegedly used a gay slur against the man he punched in the face, according to eyewitnesses, in front of a Washington, D.C. hotel early Sunday morning. The victim and his friend reportedly photo bombed a picture Brown was taking with two female fans, causing the singer to snap and start a brawl. 

Before throwing the first punch, Brown reportedly said, “I’m not into this gay s***, I’m into boxing.” The victim of the attack, who was treated at a local hospital and subsequently released, is urging prosecutors to file criminal charges. Brown could face up to four years of prison time for breaking his probation (still active from his 2009 attack against Rihanna) and additional time if convicted of assault.”

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What a piece of shit this guy has turned out to be. It’s not enough to be a women beater anymore. Now you have to be a homophobe too. It seems as if Chris Brown has gotten every dickhead attribute a human can be born with. The perfect storm of assholes. Let’s hope this time he gets the punishment he deserves, which is a 4 year jail sentence with his roomate, slippery Jim.

– Ryan

Matt’s Music Monday – I Get Around

A little Tupac kicking this week off.

-MattyV

Poll – Superpowers: What You Got?

In a world of 9-5 jobs and bills something has got to keep people sane. My something happens to be thinking about having superpowers. Most of the time it is the usual stuff: Flying, x-ray vision, invisibility, super strength, etc. But sometimes the superpowers I wish I had get a tad more specific to the situation at hand: knowing all the answers on Jeopardy, having the ability to make beer and food appear in the fridge, and super grass mowing abilities. Ok, maybe those superpowers are a little less practical than others, but superpowers none the less.

So, what superpowers do you wish you had? Answer the poll below and if you don’t see one that fits you, comment below and let me know!

-MattyV

Matt’s Music Monday – Avicii – Wake Me Up (Video)

My new favorite song right now. I could see this easily passing Norah Jones’s Come Away With Me as my topped played song on iTunes. IT’S THAT GOOD.

-MattyV