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If You’re Not Rooting For Pharrell To Win an Oscar For ‘Happy’ Then You’re a Great, Big Phony
Do any of the other nominees have a 24 hour music video? Didn’t think so. Go on with your bad self Pharrell.
– Ryan
Sorry Ms. Jackson: Outkast IS Reuniting to Co-Headline Coachella

Coachella just got a little bit funkier. The world misses the collaborations of Andre 3000 and Big Boi, and lucky for us, the wait is finally over. I can’t wait to see what the crazy talented group have in store for us.
– Ryan
H/T Buzzfeed
One Direction is Stalking Me
Ever since One Direction were the musical guests on SNL I think they’ve been stalking me. At first I didn’t mind because “story of my life” is a pretty good song. It’s actually better than most of the stuff on the radio right now. As much as I love listening to the same song on repeat, ‘story of my life’ is starting to haunt my dreams. I hear it before work, on lunch, after work, the weekends. I put on a random Pandora station and it pops up out of the goddamn blue. What I long feared to be true is actually happening: One Direction is stealing my soul and I’m powerless to stop them. That’s the story of my life.
– Ryan
Music Monday: George Michael – Father Figure
Music Monday Pick of the Week
If George Michael can’t get Christmas week started off on the right foot, then no one can. Sweet, sweet Georgy Michael.
– Ryan
Don’t Call It A Comeback! Corey Feldman Filming His New Music Video
Poetry in motion. Those are the first words that came to my mind when watching this video. Whoever is doing this choreography needs a raise. Take your breath away kind of dancing going on here. If this little sneak peak is anything like the final product, “Duh” is sure to be a visual and lyrical hit.
– Ryan
R. Kelly is Going to Make a Christmas Album, Seduce Everyones Female Relatives and Probably Have Sex With Them
Source – If you’re planning to play one of R. Kelly’s recent albums to liven up your holiday parties (and really, who isn’t?), make sure you check the album art first.
That’s because his forthcoming Christmas album (due out in time for next year’s holiday) would be a much more seasonally appropriate choice than his lascivious new one, “Black Panties.”
Don’t mistake the Christmas record as being exactly wholesome, however, he told Rap-Up Interview. “It’s gonna be a lot of lovemaking. … I come with that bearing gifts.”
The mind reels at the sex-metaphor possibilities that the holiday season will open up for Kelly. Though we hope he’ll broaden his topicality to include all sorts of cultural celebrations — from Hanukkah (eight nights of passion, etc.) to Diwali and beyond.
I don’t care what this article says. In R. Kelly’s world, there are two things: wonderful, visceral sexy sex..and death. Horrible, boring death. R. Kelly could be making a Christian church album for small children. It wouldn’t matter. All he knows is sexy sex. If you buy this album, R. Kelly is going to have his way with you. And it’s probably going to be glorious.
– Ryan
2 Chainz’s (?) Outfit was Outstanding Last Night

The day after award shows are always great. We got to see Miley perform with a giant virtual kitten. R. Kelly continues to be the man, and 2 Chainz wore this fantastic shirt. It’s like a fashion rainbow. A+ choice.
– Ryan




