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Biquette, The Most Metal Goat in the World, Passed Away

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Biquette, which is actually French for “goat,” was 10 years old, according to Flo. She’d spent the first half of her life in a milking factory, and was then handed over to the farm, where she immediately started to hang out at the shows. “Seeing as the barn floor where we throw the concerts is wooden, I think that she felt the vibrations in her hooves,” Flo said. Flo added that the goat really enjoyed any settings with lots of people, and would hang out whenever there was a gathering.

Wormrot’s manager said that Biquette was very tame, and followed the Maylaysian grindcore band around like a dog. “When it was Wormrot’s turn to play, the goat suddenly went in front of the crowd and watched them play the whole set,” Azean Rot said. “It was just chilling around the corner when other bands were playing.”

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And grindcore wasn’t Biquette’s only vice. Flo told Noisey that she loved tobacco and alcohol, which might have even contributed to her early demise. While they obviously wouldn’t feed the goat that stuff, she would eat cigarette butts from ashtrays and even try to take lit cigarettes from people smoking.  And she would try to consume paint and oil as well. However, Flo thinks Biquette might have passed away from a complete cleaning of the farm, along with a regime change of people. But apparently, she should have lived for another ten years. Rest In Peace, Biquette. You lived as you died – the most metal goat ever. If you want to leave your condolences, you can do it on Biguette’s Facebook page. Yes, the goat had a Facebook page. – Metal Insider

wormrotgoat1-300x300I’ve never wanted to meet a goat as much as I want to meet Biquette. Unfortunately for the metal world she has passed away. A Goat who sat front row to everyone of her favorite shows. A Goat who liked to party as much as the next metal loving goat. Eating cigarettes and drinking oil might have been the reason she passed, but that is the kinda goat Biquette was. She didn’t give a fuck about norms and did what she wanted, and there is nothing more “metal” than that.

-Matt

If You’re Not Rooting For Pharrell To Win an Oscar For ‘Happy’ Then You’re a Great, Big Phony

Do any of the other nominees have a 24 hour music video? Didn’t think so. Go on with your bad self Pharrell.

– Ryan

Sorry Ms. Jackson: Outkast IS Reuniting to Co-Headline Coachella

After months of speculation, it's finally confirmed that the Atlanta duo will headline the fest, along with Muse and the Arcade Fire.

Coachella just got a little bit funkier. The world misses the collaborations of Andre 3000 and Big Boi, and lucky for us, the wait is finally over. I can’t wait to see what the crazy talented group have in store for us.

– Ryan

H/T Buzzfeed

One Direction is Stalking Me

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Ever since One Direction were the musical guests on SNL I think they’ve been stalking me. At first I didn’t mind because “story of my life” is a pretty good song. It’s actually better than most of the stuff on the radio right now. As much as I love listening to the same song on repeat, ‘story of my life’ is starting to haunt my dreams. I hear it before work, on lunch, after work, the weekends. I put on a random Pandora station and it pops up out of the goddamn blue. What I long feared to be true is actually happening: One Direction is stealing my soul and I’m powerless to stop them. That’s the story of my life.

– Ryan

Music Monday: George Michael – Father Figure

Music Monday Pick of the Week

If George Michael can’t get Christmas week started off on the right foot, then no one can. Sweet, sweet Georgy Michael.

Ryan

Don’t Call It A Comeback! Corey Feldman Filming His New Music Video

Poetry in motion. Those are the first words that came to my mind when watching this video. Whoever is doing this choreography needs a raise. Take your breath away kind of dancing going on here. If this little sneak peak is anything like the final product, “Duh” is sure to be a visual and lyrical hit.

– Ryan

R. Kelly is Going to Make a Christmas Album, Seduce Everyones Female Relatives and Probably Have Sex With Them

Source – If you’re planning to play one of R. Kelly’s recent albums to liven up your  holiday parties (and really, who isn’t?), make sure you check the album art  first.

That’s because his forthcoming Christmas album (due out in time for next  year’s holiday) would be a much more seasonally appropriate choice than his  lascivious new one, “Black Panties.”

Don’t mistake the Christmas record as being exactly wholesome, however, he  told Rap-Up Interview. “It’s gonna be a lot of lovemaking. … I come with  that bearing gifts.”

The mind reels at the sex-metaphor possibilities that the holiday season will  open up for Kelly.  Though we hope he’ll broaden his topicality to include  all sorts of cultural celebrations — from Hanukkah (eight nights of passion, etc.) to Diwali and  beyond.

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I don’t care what this article says. In R. Kelly’s world, there are two things: wonderful, visceral sexy sex..and death. Horrible, boring death. R. Kelly could be making a Christian church album for small children. It wouldn’t matter. All he knows is sexy sex. If you buy this album, R. Kelly is going to have his way with you. And it’s probably going to be glorious.

– Ryan

2 Chainz’s (?) Outfit was Outstanding Last Night

2 Chainz wore this:

The day after award shows are always great. We got to see Miley perform with a giant virtual kitten. R. Kelly continues to be the man, and 2 Chainz wore this fantastic shirt. It’s like a fashion rainbow. A+ choice.

– Ryan