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In Godzilla, Bryan Cranston Is Basically Harrison Ford Who Can Speak Japanese
Godzilla just premiered last night, so I don’t want to spoil anything for anyone, but since Bryan Cranston is one of our best friends, I felt that I had to post this. One of the greatest running jokes on the internet is between the characters Harrison Ford plays and those characters families having something horrible happen to them. “Where is my family!?”. “Give me back my son!”. If you’ve seen a Harrison Ford movie, you’ve heard one or both of those lines. Well Bryan Cranston did his best Japanese speaking version of a Harrison Ford character in Godzilla, and it was amazing. Go see the movie, if only to protest the tragedy that was Godzilla 2000.
– Ryan
Ben Affleck’s Batman Suit is the Ultimate Hybrid Batman Suit
Ben Affleck as Batman: Zack Snyder reveals first look at new suit in Batman vs Superman http://t.co/MQyhpj5ls3pic.twitter.com/iRNypxnL8o
— Mirror TV (@MirrorTV) May 14, 2014
I kinda dig this Batman suit. Any Batman coming out in 2015 has almost unreachable expecations to live up to, and it all starts with the suit. The body of the suit is much bigger than Christian Bale’s Batman, with enormous arms and even a toned six pack. I think Snyder is trying to make his version of Batman as human as possible, since Batman is probably the most human superhero, at least out of the ones made into movie franchises. Christopher Nolan turned Batman into such a complex character, one with many internal struggles, and it looks like Snyder is following in those footsteps. Batman is pictured in dark lighting, with his head down, clearly not in his happy place. Smoke bellows in the background, possibly from the Batmobile, but its clear that wherever Batman is will soon be cloaked in chaos. My favorite part of the Batman suit is the cap, which seems like a clear ode to the original Batman TV series played by Adam West. It’s nice to see Snyder tip his own cap to some of the retro Batman’s, and it’ll be interesting to see what personal touches he puts on the character and the movie.
– Ryan
Jack Black Cast as R.L. Stine in Upcoming ‘Goosebumps’ Movie
Source – After years of development, the Goosebumps movie has finally graduated into the production stage. Shooting on the kid-friendly horror adaptation began this week, with Rob Letterman (Gulliver’s Travels) at the helm and Jack Black, Dylan Minnette, and Odeya Rush in the lead roles.
And as the project moves along, it’s dropped a brand-new synopsis full of juicy details about the plot. Hit the jump for all the latest info.
Sony announced the start of production via press release this week. Letterman is directing from a script by Darren Lemke and Mike White, which in turn is based on the popular children’s book series by R.L. Stine.
When the property was first optioned, we wondered how Sony would take advantage of Stine’s many storylines. It turns out they’re going the meta route, devising a tale about a writer named R.L. Stine who’s created a series called Goosebumps. Here’s the official Goosebumps synopsis:
In Goosebumps, upset about moving from a big city to a small town, teenager Zach Cooper (Dylan Minnette) finds a silver lining when he meets the beautiful girl, Hannah (Odeya Rush), living right next door. But every silver lining has a cloud, and Zach’s comes when he learns that Hannah has a mysterious dad who is revealed to be R. L. Stine (Jack Black), the author of the bestselling Goosebumps series. It turns out that there is a reason why Stine is so strange… he is a prisoner of his own imagination – the monsters that his books made famous are real, and Stine protects his readers by keeping them locked up in their books. When Zach unintentionally unleashes the monsters from their manuscripts and they begin to terrorize the town, it’s suddenly up to Stine, Zach, and Hannah to get all of them back in the books where they belong.
In addition, Amy Ryan, will play Zach’s skeptical mother, Jillian Bell his wacky aunt, and Ken Marino the local high school football coach. Super 8‘s Ryan Lee is also in the cast.
Goosebumps will open March 23, 2016.
Whoa. Last night I went from not even knowing a Goosebumps movie was in pre production to finding out about the plot and this MONSTER cast that will be headlined by Jack Black playing legendary horror master R.L. Stine. Why aren’t more people talking about this? I feel robbed that this is the first time I’m hearing of it. I loved Goosebumps as a kid, and this news solidifies the fact that I’ll be digging through boxes of my childhood stuff this weekend to find as many books as I can get my hands on. When you see it on paper, Jack Black seems like a great choice for R.L. Stine, but if you gave me a thousand guesses on who would play R.L. Stine in a Goosebumps movie I’d probably never land on Black for the role. He definitely has that naturally devlish charm, and even when he smiles you think he must be up to something. I’m curious to see how that transitions to what I have to believe is a very creepy role. The supporting cast of Amy Ryan, Ken Marino and everyone’s favorite female Workaholic Jillian Bell are three more reasons to be excited to relive the creepiest part of most of our childhoods.
-Ryan
The Workaholics Bro’s + Zac Efron + Seth Rogen = The Most Delicious Comedy Pie
I have a theory that Zac Efron is the luckiest “comedy” guy in the world today. Not only does he get to star in Funny or Die videos with some of the funniest people in the world, but he’s also paired opposite Seth Rogen in the new movie Neighbors. I saw the movie at SXSW about a month ago, and you can replace any guy with a pretty face for Efron and the movie wouldn’t suffer a bit. Since the Workaholics guys make a cameo in the movie, it looks like the Neighbors crew is doing a bit of cross promotion with Blake, Anders and Adam. They play the usual “Zac’s handsome, Seth’s not” card, but the Workaholics crew make it work. Ders demanding a lap dance from Zac and the “that was a great dick” chant were the highlights for me. Everything is coming up Efron.
– Ryan
The Rock Premiered The New “Hercules” Trailer on Twitter And It Looks Insane
So it’s basically The Rock in a loincloth fighting oversized animals, but I’ll probably give it a shot. I fancy myself a history buff, but I gotta say, I did not know Hercules fought so many animals. Lions, boars, sea snakes. You name it, Hercules has fought it apparently. I’m assuming he defeats all these animals and makes sweet love to that gorgeous woman in the trailer. Just another day in the life of a silverback gorilla.
– Ryan
Arnold Schwarzenegger Had One Hell of a Night Last Night
66 years old and still kicking ass. New York City to tape The Tonight Show, Brooklyn for Monday Night Raw. All in a days work when you’re the Governator. I wouldn’t be surprised if he took a helicopter to get to Raw, just because he could. If Arnold actually worked for QVC and sold vegetable choppers I think I’d throw away all my kitchen ware and primarily eat chopped vegetables. Just a monster of a salesmen. Now I NEED to see Sabotage. If movies stuiods were smart they would just send Arnold out to various talks shows and live events and have him charm peoples asses off. Guaranteed box office success.
P.S. Nobody backhands like Arnold backhands.
Best finisher ever or best finisher ever? #RAW #Arnold https://t.co/7gHV4VJrk4
— The Average Nobodies (@AverageNobodies) March 25, 2014
-Ryan
I’m Developing a Dangerous Obsession With Arnold’s New Movie “Sabotage”
When I first started seeing these trailers I really had no intention of seeing it. Then I saw it again. And again. And again. The new trailers they release are insane and now I’m worried I’m going to spend $100 seeing it 10 times in theaters. Apparently it was written by the guy who wrote Training Day and it’s directed by the guy who directed End of Watch. Those are two kick ass movies. Throw Arnold in the mix? I smell Oscars, plural. Oh and Arnold and Joe Manganiello are going to be on Monday Night Raw this week promoting it.

– Ryan
