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Red Sox/Cardinals World Series Preview
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6JDF1Prrqk
In the words of Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat, “we have reached our moment”. The analysts said their peace and made their predictions. The coaches and players have created their game plans and are preparing to execute. The only thing left to do is win four baseball games. Let’s look at the starting pitchers for this series (so far) and some keys to Red Sox victory.

Game 1: Adam Wainwright vs. Jon Lester
Game 2: Michael Wacha vs. John Lackey
St. Louis has the overall advantage in starting pitching, but it’s tough to complain about the efforts of Lester and Lackey this postseason. Add in the fact that the bats of the Sox are finally coming around after 3 horrible games to start the ALCS, and I like our chances to take the first two games at home.

Keys to a Red Sox victory
Timely Hitting: I know this kind of goes without saying, but no team in recent memory has sustained clutch hitting quite like the 2013 Red Sox. They did it all year, and became the first team in major league history to hit two grand slams in the 7th inning or later in a single ALCS. Sabermetrics and number crunching don’t measure it, but this Red Sox team has a flair for the dramatic, and the final act usually ends with them on top.
Xander Boegarts and Jonny Gomes: Nava and Middlebrooks may become great players in a Boston uniform, but there’s no way in hell I’m putting them in ahead of these two. Boegarts is the calmest 21 year old in the world right now, and he’s been right in the middle of every Sox rally since game 4 in Tampa Bay. He’s patient at the plate, solid in the field and he brings a certain swagger to the team that Middlebrooks is lacking. Jonny Gomes is the ring leader of the bearded circus, and with Napoli most likely relegated to the bench in St. Louis, Gomes provides a dependable bat to back up Ortiz.
KOJI: Raise your hand if you thought season ending injuries to the Red Sox three best relievers would lead to one of the greatest seasons a closer has had in the history of baseball? Me either. Uehara has been incredible this season. Since taking over the closers role in late June, Uehara’s stat line is remarkable: 2 walks, 59 strikeouts, 0.41 ERA. Besides a solo home run to backup Rays catcher Jose Lobaton, Uehara hasn’t given up a run all postseason, including earning one win and three saves in the ALCS, retiring 14 of the 16 batters he faced and winning the ALCS MVP. The rest of bullpen (minus Morales) was also great, but it starts and ends with Koji. If he can continue his dominance, the Red Sox seem poised to hoist their third world series trophy in 10 years.
A rainbow arched over Fenway Park early Tuesday evening, and Sox fans hoped that was a sign of good things to come. While St. Louis is no stranger to arches, staring at the picture of the rainbow over Fenway made me realize how truly special this Red Sox season was. A group of bearded misfits, here to help a city that was torn apart in April after the senseless bombing of the Boston Marathon. When faced with tragedy, we try not to obsess over it, but rather attach ourselves to something that gives us hope and joy. More times than not, it’s sports. Much like the Yankee’s improbable world series run after the 9/11 attacks, the 2013 Boston Red Sox have provided a welcome distraction to the occasional horrors of everyday life. Win or lose, it’s been a fun ride, and I’ll never forget this team, or this season. With that said, Sox in 6. Just another day closer to the parade.
– Ryan
P.S. If you weren’t ready for the world series, watch this masterpiece.
Another Day Closer to the Parade – The Red Sox Are in the World Series
Can you believe it? Through all the beard jokes, grand slams and insane comebacks, the Boston Red Sox are American League champions. They open up the World Series Wednesday night at Fenway Park after beating the Tigers in six games Saturday night. I’ll save the world series preview for Wednesday, and leave you with this video from Fenway. Another day closer to the parade.
thanks to Mike for the video
– Ryan
Meet The Chief, Jake Peavy’s Good Luck Charm
It’s been clear to me for awhile now that Jake Peavy is insane. Not serial killer insane, but yell at yourself on the mound/carry around a native american statue with a fake beard insane (not sure which is more troubling). Peavy brings “The Chief” everywhere the Red Sox go, shades of Pedro Martinez’s little friend Nelson that accompanied the Sox on their 2004 world championship run. This team is full of characters, and it looks like Peavy might be driving the crazy train with two feet on the gas. Whether it’s “The Chief”, the beards or a perfect combination of skill and luck, these Red Sox are sure as hell fun to watch. Another day closer to the parade.
– Ryan
Red Sox/Tigers ALCS Preview
The Tigers come to town tonight to begin what should be a fantastic ALCS. The MLB implemented new rules for this postseason, including a wild card play in round, but it looks the best 4 teams survived to make the league championship series. Here are the pitching matchups for the first four games and some keys to victory for the Sox:
Detroit: Game 1. Anibal Sanchez; Game 2. Max Scherzer; Game 3. Justin Verlander; Game 4. Doug Fister
Red Sox: Game 1. Jon Lester; Game 2. Clay Bucholz; Game 3. John Lackey; Game 4. Jake Peavy
Kind of goes without saying that Detroit has the pitching advantage in this series. We all know about Scherzer and Verlander, but Sanchez had a 2.57 ERA this year. We also shouldn’t have short term memory loss either. All anyone could talk about before game 1 of the ALDS is how Matt Moore and David Price had dominated the Red Sox all year. Two games and 19 runs later we had a 2-0 series lead. I trust our starters, especially Lester and Bucholz at home. Lackey has found renewed self confidence this year, and I’m pretty sure Peavy could pitch a good game with the field on fire. The chances of us beating Scherzer and Verlander back to back are slim, but if we beat one of them and take games 1 and 4, then I love only having to win one of the next three games.
Keys To Victory
1. PLAY JONNY GOMES – Gomes is the sparkplug for this team, no doubt about it. I love Nava, but Gomes brings an unmatched intensity to each and every game. There’s a reason they scored 19 runs in his two starts and 7 runs in his two non starts.
2. Beard-lieve – Yes it’s weird. But I believe the truly great teams hitch their wagons to an off the field activity and use it bring each other closer together. The 2013 Red Sox just so happened to pick beards. I’ve never seen a team so tight knit, and I’m loving every moment of it. If the beards are helping the Sox win, keep it growing (see what I did there).
3. Trust. John Farrell has a lot of Terry Francona in him. Remember when everyone wanted Francona to bench Pedroia in ’07? Guess that worked out OK. Same thing here with Farrell, as he’s stuck with Napoli and Salty when they’ve struggled, and they’ve always come through. Nap had an awful ALDS, and besides game 1, so did Salty. I expect them to both have a big ol’ ALCS.
A side note on the trust theme: Farrell trusts every single guy on this roster (except Kendrick Morales). From Ellsbury to Pedroia to Gomes to Boegarts, Farrell knows if he calls on a guy to do a job he’ll do it. So understated yet so important.
I really like this Red Sox squad against any team, and I think they’ll fare well against the Tigers. I want to say Sox in 5, but it’d be nice to see them celebrate at Fenway. Sox in 6 bitches.
– Ryan
– Ryan
Another Day Closer to the Parade: Red Sox Advance to ALCS
The Red Sox beat the Tampa Bay Rays last night 3-1, thus securing a spot to play for the American League pennant vs the winner of the Detriot, Oakland game tomorrow night. Another day closer to the duckboats. But for now, let’s enjoy the party.
Teammates gotta hug!
Shirtless Napoli and Jake Peavy enjoying a champagne shower.
Sergeant Gomes ready for combat
Napoli shirtless and in a bathing suit 10 minutes after winning the game. This guy knows how to party.
Big Papi brings his own custom goggles for times like this. Gold chain swag.
And finally, a team that shotguns beers together, wins world series’ together.
— The Average Nobodies (@AverageNobodies) October 9, 2013
Bring On the Rays
Tampa Bay has won three straight games in three different cities to get to Boston for the ALDS. Whoopity do! I understand the Rays have good pitching and defense but just because the Red Sox have had the week off doesn’t mean they’re any less ready to whoop some ass. They won 97 games (most in the AL), the American League East title and secured home field advantage throughout the playoffs if they make it that far. They also went 12-7 against the Rays this year. Bring on Tampa, bring on Oakland, bring on Detriot. The bearded warriors don’t care, so let’s stop all the talk and play some October baseball.
– Ryan
Goldberg Throws Out First Pitch At Marlins Game, Spears The Shit Out Of A Fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQlDyCF-BJg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
He’s still got it. And sign that guy who took the spear to a WWE contract! Or get him some medical attention
– Ryan










