I’m not sure if any other contestants are still on DWTS, but I am sure that Alfonso Ribeiro is dominating. Last night he added a little Austin Powers showmanship aspect to his routine, complete with a mini Alfonso with a draw on goatee. Precious stuff. He continues to be the best dancer on the show, and the fact that no other contestant is even talked about makes me think he’s the only one still dancing. If that’s the case, I’m fine with it, because he is a beautiful, goateed dancing machine.

– Ryan