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Guy Upset That His Flight Was Overbooked Strips Naked In The Airport. That’ll Show ‘Em
This is as irrational as it gets. This guy just reverted back to child mode and was so upset he just didn’t know what to do. That’s the only way to explain this. As someone who works in the travel industry, this happens ALOT. If the airlines aren’t overbooking you they’re canceling or delaying your flight and basically making your travel experience as miserable as possible. Stripping naked definitely isn’t the answer, but I understand where this guy is coming from. He was ready to head to Jamaica and instead was greeted with a big FU. The only problem now is that instead of getting out on the next flight, and probably sitting in a better class of seating, he’s going to jail and on YouTube. You sure showed them, weird naked man.
– Ryan
This Poor Guy Picked The Worst Time To Walk Into ’50 Shades of Grey’ Alone
Talk about being at the wrong place, at the wrong time. This poor guy thought he was going to sneak in with the rest of the crowd, plop himself down and enjoy him some ’50 Shades of Grey’. Then he saw the camera, and the news reporter, and his body and mind just froze. This is the best or worst timing for a news report depending on who you are. It’s the best for us, the people watching this video and the worst for this poor guy, the man going to see ’50 Shades of Grey’ presumably alone. As an avid solo movie theater attendee, this is an interesting choice if the guy really did go alone. I usually try to stick to comedies, but if you enjoy some bondage and domination sex scenes I guess there’s no time like the present.
– Ryan
H/T UPROXX
A Homeless Man Told Browns Owner Jimmy Haslam to Draft Johnny Manziel So Of Course He Listened to Him
22th Pick – After an agonizing two-hour, 45-minute wait in the green room, Johnny Manziel is now a Cleveland Brown. And apparently he’s got a homeless guy to thank for his new gig.
Manziel’s fall through the ranks was one of the early stories of the draft, and once he was picked, ESPN cut to Sal Paolantonio in Cleveland with one heck of a strange story. According to Paolantonio, Browns owner Jimmy Haslam received guidance from an unlikely source.
“Here in Cleveland, everywhere I go, people know me,” Haslam told Paolantonio. “I was out to dinner recently. A homeless person was out on the street. He looked up at me and said, ‘Draft Manziel.'”
And that’s all it took, apparently, to convince Haslam that Browns fans wanted Manziel. Cleveland!
Suddenly the decision making skills of the Browns franchise over the years makes a lot more sense. I’m not saying homeless people aren’t great evaluators of talent, but I’d probably go a diffrent route if I owned a multi million dollar franchise. Maybe ex coaches or players? Or any of the scouts you pay to evaluate talent. The crazy part of this story is not the homeless guy telling Jimmy Haslam to draft Manziel. Johnny Football is the man, and I guarantee in a few years he’ll be a great quarterback. The crazy part of this story is that Haslam made it seem like a homeless guy convinced him to draft Manziel. Forget about the combine and the game footage; all Jim Haslam needs is the advice of a sage homeless man. All I can picture now is Jim Haslam scowering the streets of Cleveland on the eve of every draft night looking for that one man or woman who’s going to give him his picks. Only in Cleveland.
– Ryan
Your Body is 90% Water [The Doctah Is In]
Popeye ate his spinach. The Doctah ate his spirulina.
Green.
The color of money. The color of trees. The color of magic.
Well, yeah, I don’t know about the magic part, but let The Doctah edumacate ya.
In 1940, Popeye ate his spinach. It had amazing effects. Protein, yum. Big muscles, plenty of ladies. Olive oil, yes, Olive oil, stole his heart.
Do you understand the lingo? The oil was the bread to his butter. (Yes he owned both).
But.
That’s was in the 1940s.
There’s been a lot of informacion back then that tells us that green is still the way, but spinach, eh … its okay. (The Doctah can rhyme too)
Now, there are newer foods out there: spirulina and chlorella to be exact.
So what are spirulina and chlorella? Well they are sea algae.
Your next question should be, “Why the F*ck” would I eat sea algae?
Well that’s simple, young jedi. Your body is made up of 90% water or 95% or some very high number like that. So that means stuff from water, especially from the sea, will have a beneficial effect on your body.
The spirulina contains high quality protein as well as other high quality sources of variable nutrients for your body to consume.
Nutrients = Good. Just in case you didn’t know.
The chlorella contains chloryphyl. Chloryphyll is essential for plants to grow. People do not generally think of themselves as plants, BUT, i’ll give it to you simply: what does a plant do? It grows. What do people do? Generally they grow. Hmmm… molto interesante.
Now go on Amazon, and grab some hawaiin pacifica spirulina and some 1000mg chlorella. If you got the cash, grab a 3 month supply. Come see the Doctah in 3 months, and I dare ya to tell the Doctah you don’t feel better.
Disclaimer: The Doctah does not try to cure you, you cure you. He just shows you the way.
Stay sexy my Nobodies.
-The Doctah
Christian Bale is a Sweet Angelic Prince
Source – DANNY HAMMOND just got a little help from Batman himself.
The 21-year-old from Springfield, Delaware County, is at Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia because of astrocytoma, a cancerous tumor on his spinal cord.
To show Hammond, who has been battling cancer since he was 9, support, his family posts pics to a “Dan’s Our Man” Facebook page. Although most contributors are family and friends, Christian Bale recently sent his own show of support, sending a pic with “Dan’s Our Man” written across his face. Bale found out about Hammond through Hammond’s cousin, a costume designer who has worked with Bale.
Bale is known for changing his appearance for the big screen, such as his recent Oscar-nominated role in “American Hustle,” but rarely has it been for a cause this sweet.
Christian Bale sounds like a swell guy. I know he had that blowup on the set on Terminator a while back, but anyone who goes out of his way to do this is OK in my book. And the best part about this is it wasn’t a publicity stunt. He didn’t do it and give a million interviews about it. He found out about the kids battle and posted his show of support. Simple as that. Wouldn’t expect anything else out of Batman, and if this helps Dan persevere a little longer, then it was well worth it.
– Ryan
I Dare You to Tell Me This Sweatshirt Isn’t Awesome @BelovedShirts
I knew I wanted this moon man sweatshirt from the moment I laid eyes on it. Beloved shirts is the only website that comes close to the funky fresh designs I like on my sweatshirts. I made a new year’s resolution to wear more hoodless sweatshirts, and along comes Beloved to satisfy my needs. If you like this sweatshirt (how could you not) check out their entire selection at http://belovedshirts.com
– Ryan
From the Something I Never Thought I’d Hear Vault: Tom Hardy Cast as Elton John
(Source) “NEW YORK (AP) — Tom Hardy will play Elton John in a biopic titled “Rocketman.”
Focus Features announced Hardy’s casting as the iconic piano man on Wednesday. The film is planned to begin shooting late next year.
The 36-year-old British actor is well respected for his wide-ranging talent, but his brawny, tattooed frame makes him an unconventional choice. Hardy is most famous for playing the terrorist Bane in “The Dark Knight Rises.” He has showcased a muscled masculinity in films like “Warrior,” ”Lawless” and “Bronson.”
“Rocketman” is being made with the cooperation of the 66-year-old John, who’s an executive producer on the film.”
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From Bane to..Elton John? According to the internet, Tom Hardy will star as Elton John in the biopic Rocketman. Interesting choice, as you’d be hard pressed to find someone who looked less like Elton John, but Hardy is an acting chameleon, and I saw his dick in Bronson, so I feel like we share a special bond. We have to wait awhile to see how it comes out, as filming doesn’t begin until late next year, but with Elton John set to executive produce, my money’s on Hardy to knock it out of the park.
– Ryan
Darren Young is the First Openly Gay WWE Superstar
With Darren Young recently coming out of the closet, WWE and the WWE Universe are behind him.
Congratulations, @DarrenYoungWWE for living YOUR life, YOUR way. #proud
— Triple H (@TripleH) August 15, 2013
Congratulations to @DarrenYoungWWE for being the first openly gay WWE Superstar!
— Stephanie McMahon (@StephMcMahon) August 15, 2013
If I wasn’t blocked by Darren Young, I’d give him a Twitter bro hug. Coming out is hard, especially in the Twitter age as a celebrity.
— G (@Glenntertain) August 15, 2013
http://t.co/X0XlzSWUDJ Congrats to @DarrenYoungWWE (Fred Rosser)! Big step, big move. #millionsofdollars
— Kevin O (@fromheretoLI) August 15, 2013
“@StephMcMahon: Congratulations to @DarrenYoungWWE for being the first openly gay WWE Superstar! I second that. #NonIssue
— Jim Ross (@JRsBBQ) August 15, 2013
Good on you, @DarrenYoungWWE! Fearless and inspiring.
— Alex Greenfield (@alexdgreenfield) August 15, 2013
The fact is, it still takes a ton of courage to be out publicly. So for that I say, good for @DarrenYoungWWE! http://t.co/8t0Gbd4r1s
— Mike & Billy Show (@MikeandBilly) August 15, 2013
Congrats man, that takes guts.
-MattyV
PS- Tune into Summer Slam this Sunday on PPV!
