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This is Why I’m Never Going to Australia


I don’t care if Australia invents gold coins that you can simultaneously eat and buy stuff with, I’m never going there. If that bird ever attacked me I would sincerely never leave the house again. I’d build a bubble or use Australia’s version of pea pod and just become a hermit. That is legitimately frightening stuff. The bird takeover has begun.


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