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The Little League World Series Is The Breeding Ground For Cheaters

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So apparently every player in the LLWS has to wear one of these patches on their jersey. That’s it. That’s all it takes for me to be 100% certain these kids are using PED’s. HGH. Anabolic steroids. You name it these kids are doing it. Remember the Frankenstein I blogged about few weeks ago? God only knows what he’s on.

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I can’t believe it was right under my nose this whole time. Imagine the after parties these kids have? Laced freeze pops, ecstasy snack packs, vodka Capri Suns! The horror.¬†Forget about major sports, get testers down to Williamsport asap while these kids still have a chance at a normal life.

– Ryan

Defining “Showmanship”, One Elbow Drop at a Time

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No one captures a crowd’s attention like Mr. Ric Flair

-MattyV

PS- The kids in the Little League World Series need to step up their celebrations. Acting like a good sport is so 2010. I wanna see some fines thrown their way.

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