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The Little League World Series Is The Breeding Ground For Cheaters

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So apparently every player in the LLWS has to wear one of these patches on their jersey. That’s it. That’s all it takes for me to be 100% certain these kids are using PED’s. HGH. Anabolic steroids. You name it these kids are doing it. Remember the Frankenstein I blogged about few weeks ago? God only knows what he’s on.

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I can’t believe it was right under my nose this whole time. Imagine the after parties these kids have? Laced freeze pops, ecstasy snack packs, vodka Capri Suns! The horror. Forget about major sports, get testers down to Williamsport asap while these kids still have a chance at a normal life.

– Ryan

Defining “Showmanship”, One Elbow Drop at a Time

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No one captures a crowd’s attention like Mr. Ric Flair

-MattyV

PS- The kids in the Little League World Series need to step up their celebrations. Acting like a good sport is so 2010. I wanna see some fines thrown their way.

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