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TRAILER ALERT – Suicide Squad
Someone cryogenically freeze me until this movie comes out, please.
-Matt
Matt’s 1,000th Post – Homeless Man Catches Fish With Rocks
If you had asked me, when I put my first post on this blog, what would be my 1,000th post I would be lying directly to your face hole if I said “A GIF of a homeless man throwing rocks at fish”. But now, 999 posts later, I have reached the pinnacle about what this blog, and GIFs in general, are all about. Check out this urban, homeless, MacGyver just beaming fish off the temple with giant rocks. I’m not even sure those things constitute as rocks anymore…maybe boulders. Rocks are something you skip across a calm pond on a cool summers morning, boulders are things you throw at sea creatures to fill your gullet. What does this man do with the fish once they are in his shopping cart? Eat them raw? Because I know for damn sure that the homeless man who throws heavy objects to catch fish sure has HELL hasn’t discovered fire yet.
Keep doing you. I hope the rivers of your life are filled with bountiful fish and that your boulders fly straight and true…..Either that or I hope you find a fishing rod.
-Matt
Trailer alert: ‘The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies’
Let’s finish this trilogy with a BANG! and some fire!
-Matt
Friday is a Day For Leaked Tech – The iPhone 6 Sapphire Display
iPhone users you will never need to spend another dime on screen protectors if you upgrade to the iPhone 6. This sapphire display is proving to be quite the protective piece. Let’s hope the rest of the phone follows suite.
-Matt
Monday Night Raw – Punk’s Return Set for his Hometown of Chicago?
Who knows what Vince has up his sleeve for Monday Night Raw. All I know is Ryan and I went through every possible scenario for his return on the train ride home from New York yesterday. We aren’t holding our breath though. If it was meant to happen, it was meant to happen. In Vince we trust. (Hint: it was meant to happen)
-Matt
PS- Am I going to have to start saying “in Vince & HHH we trust”? Because after all the work HHH has done with the training center and NXT he deserves a lot of credit. Just a thought, jump down my throat in the comment section!
Leaked Footage of HTC’s Next Flagship Phone (Codename M8)
Very similar design to the HTC 1, because when something isn’t broke don’t fix it. It keeps all the things that were awesome about the 1 including: aluminum unibody, dual front facing speakers, beats audio, and a large, crystal clear display. It adds a packed interior with dual cameras on the back, and a new multitasking interface. I’m already more impressed with this than the GS5. Nobody needs a heat monitor built in the phone. Also, has Samsung discovered aluminum yet?
-Matt
(Video was taken from the verge)