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Niykee Heaton Owns Instagram & We’re All Just Happy Witnesses

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Niykee Heaton rules the world. We all knew that. But her latest round of photos with her friend LP almost defy gravity. Not in the way astronauts do it, but in the way a gorgeous girl just takes over the social media universe. I sincerely hope Niykee Heaton becomes the biggest thing in the world solely because I’ve followed her (not stalked) since day one.

– Ryan

Insane Instagram Comments: Niykee Heatons Belly Button is Having Itself A Day

http://instagram.com/p/td-i0kA5aA/

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When I first saw this I expected @fonglyfe to be the topic of┬áthis insane Instagram post. Are these girls hot? Yes, yes they are. Did I need to know that his “hornyness is of the charts my God”? No, no I did not. I can honestly say I could go the rest of my life without knowing that and I’d be perfectly fine. But then @naslowik20 comes in and just tramples the previous comments like a human bulldozer. If you’re looking at that picture and the first thing that comes to mind is “I really should comment about how much I like their belly buttons” then I’m afraid there is no hope for you. You are just too far gone. Thanks for making me feel better about myself, Instagram commenters.

– Ryan

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