Teenage girls are trying to imitate Kylie Jenner’s large lips by putting a bottle lid over their lips and then sucking out the air, causing the lips to puff up. Often, it can also cause the lips to turn blue, and the resulting look is not exactly attractive.
— Jordan (@JordaanHazell) April 21, 2015
— M (@mayarr725) April 21, 2015
You know who no one should be trying to imitate? KYLIE JENNER. But saying something like that is asking too much of the world, and now we have something called a ‘Kylie Jenner Challenge’ where people put a bottle lid over their lips and sucking out the air so they look like the lips of the two girls above. I don’t think you need me to tell you this is a bad idea, but it is. It’s the worst idea, maybe ever. Trying to impersonate Kyle Jenner is a confusing statement in general, but going to these lengths to look THIS bad is kind of mind blowing. I’ve given up trying to understand the motivations behind people’s actions, but this challenge takes things to an extremely deranged level. What’s the benefit of this? Why are people trying to be like Kylie Jenner? These are questions that have no answer. Maybe I’ll start the ‘Ryan Challenge’ and see if people can drink an entire case of Busch Light in one sitting. That’s probably healthier than whatever the hell these people are doing to their lips.
Which Jenner is that? Is Kylie the one that can’t read or is it the other one? It would really suck for her if she is the one that can’t read because apparently she can’t dress either….ZING. I digress. Is this what we are calling “news”? The fact that two famous offsprings of more famous (I use famous loosely) people are eating at restaurants NEAR each other? Not even at the same place! Two different restaurants at two different times. But you know, because they were within a mile of one another and their lunch times happen to overlap a little, this is news. Good god, journalism at its finest!
PS – I could of told you Justin Bieber would eat at a place called “Rainbow Bar & Grill”. Fits him perfectly. What an asshole.