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Kanye’s Video for ‘Bound 2’ is Interesting

What the hell is happening in this video? That’s a serious question. I honestly have no idea what’s happening. It starts off with a large raven flying away, then horses stampeding towards the camera, which oddly enough are the most realistic parts of the video.  The rest of the video is just Kanye riding a Vespa with a topless Kim K straddling him with the worst CGI in history as the background. I guess this is art? I’m pretty sure there also having sex on the vespa at some point in this video. Their are just some things you can’t unsee. This is one of them.

– Ryan

TNW – Jenna Jameson, Kanye & Kim, and Brandon Meriweather

– The Average Nobodies

Kim and Kanye’s Celebrity Mashup Name – What Should it Be? Give us Your Thoughts!

By now 4/5 of the world are aware that Kim and Kanye are now engaged to be married. I’ve been on record as hating Kanye from time to time, but I’d be lying if this wasn’t my reaction when I heard the news..

There’s only so much hate you can have for two people, and if they want to get married and having little babies named after directions on a map let them do it. Renting out an entire baseball stadium and proposing on the big screen on her birthday while family and friends wait in the wings is also pretty damn cool.

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The only question I really have is what is their celebrity mash up name going to be now that they’re getting married? While KimYe is incredibly creative, I was thinking of something that doesn’t just combine Kim’s actual name with the last two letters of Kanye’s. I want something creative, something that shows their unique spirits. Keezus? Kanyashian? I think we can do better. These two down to earth celebrities need our help, so what do you got? Let us know!

– Ryan

The Pink Ranger Will Always Be My Main Chick

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When Kimberly Hart (Her regular person name is Amy Jo Johnson) popped up on Yahoo.com this morning I had all these feelings come and crash over me like a giant tidal wave. One of my first crushes, Kimmy here, had my heart from the first moment I laid eyes on her in that pink, Power Ranger getup. I haven’t seen her in a while so I wanted to catch up, and since I don’t have her phone number or know where she lives (probably a good thing) I went to my next option, Wikiepedia.

Since Power Rangers ended she has become a successful: actress, singer, songwriter, gymnast, and mother. Talk about your all-time quintuple threat. This girl has got it all, and at 43 what does she look like?

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I’m buying my ticket to Milf City, where Amy Jo Johnson is the mayor.

-MattyV

PS- How much stereotyping went into the black guy on power ranger wearing the black suit?

PSS- You could cut the sexual tension with a knife between these two and it made me furiously jealous.

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*****UPDATE*****

@Flairess85 (on twitter) just reminded me that the Yellow ranger was Asian! Stereotyping at its finest. I miss the good old days when political correctness didn’t exist and I could watch TV shows where high schoolers wore cool costumes and beat up people professionally.

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Kimmy sex tape coming soon. How did I not hear about this sooner!? 

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