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Oh Hell Yes – ‘John Wick’ Is Not Only Getting A Sequel, But It Might Become A Franchise

Wicked We’re happy to report that if you were completely blown away by the action and thrills in John Wick, the directors tell us they’re in the works on another one. [Update: And now Lionsgate confirms that franchise plans are definitely underway.]

During our chat with Chad Stahelski and David Leitch for “Director’s Notebook,” the stuntmen turned directors revealed that they definitely want to give the fans what they want and are currently working on a sequel to their hit debut, which not only proved that Keanu Reeves is still a viable action star but introduced us to some spectacular new action sequences like “gun fu” and “car fu.”

“We’re in development right now,” Stahelski told us.

They didn’t go into any specifics on story or if Reeves would return, though Stahelski did hint, “If we could work with Keanu Reeves for 10 movies you’d have a really cool career.” The two admitted that pressure of a sequel isn’t coming up with more action, but keeping the character relatable.

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As someone who watched the glorious insanity that was John Wick, I can’t wait for the sequels, and I hope they make 100 more. The plot of the movie is basically the two gifs I’ve included above: John Wick loves his puppy, John Wick literally murders everyone. It’s amazing. I didn’t think Keanu Reeves could get more badass, but clearly he’s got a lot left in the tank, and watching him hunt down Reek from Game of Thrones was especially satisfying. John Wick all day every day every way.

– Ryan

Keanu Reeves Can’t Stop Women From Breaking Into His House & Relaxing/Getting Naked

NEO Perhaps Keanu Reeves should reevaluate his home security system.

After a woman broke into the “Matrix” star’s house and was found reclining in his library room earlier this month, another woman was reportedly arrested for taking a shower and skinny-dipping in his pool two days later.

Police officers responded to a 911 call and were called to the “47 Ronin” actor’s home on Sept. 12, after reports of a burglary. Reeves, 50, told cops he was sleeping until he “heard a noise” coming from the library, the L.A. Times reported.

A woman, reportedly in her 40s and “behaving erratically,” was found sitting in a chair in the book room, the Times reports. She was taken to a medical facility to be evaluated but was not arrested.

Two days later another woman apparently waltzed into the actor’s Hollywood Hills pad — making herself right at home by getting naked, taking a shower and skinny-dipping in the pool — after entering through an unlocked door.

You never want people breaking into your house, but if you are going to have it done, these are some pretty ideal situations. The first woman just hangs out in his “book room”, which I’m assuming is fancy talk for a library. The second woman, refusing to be upstaged, gets naked, takes a shower and goes skinny dipping in his pool. Two things here: 1. Keanu has the best home invaders of all time and 2. Maybe Keanu should start beefing up his home security. It’s all fun and games when women are coming over and getting naked, but it’s only a matter of time before a guy named Hank breaks in and makes a skin coat out of Keanu’s epidermis. Nobody wants that Keanu.

– Ryan

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