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Kanye West Looked As Snug as a Pig in a Blanket on Late Night With Seth Meyers

This is all the proof you need to know that Seth Meyers is going to be a great Late Night host. He may not have the charisma of Jimmy Fallon or the chin of Jay Leno, but the guy can conduct an interview with just about anyone. Did you see his interview with Amy Poehler Monday night? Not only was it funny, but the style of the interview reminded me of a conversation that me and my friends have all the time. Granted Poehler and Meyers are best friends and have great chemistry, but the conversation was so casual and entertaining to watch. It didn’t feel like you were watching a host interview a guest, it felt like you had the inside scoop on two friends shooting the breeze.

Back to Kanye. Have you ever seen Kanye look this comfortable on a talk show set? Ever? I have to give almost all of the credit to Seth Meyers here. He has the ability to make anyone who comes on set, whether it be his best friend or a famously bad interviewer, feel comfortable. Talking about being a dad, showing old SNL sketches; this is easily my favorite Kanye interview of all time. He’s never seemed like “just another guy” to me, but this interview is helping to change that perception. He’s still bat shit crazy, but it’s nice to see this side of him. The only thing left to do is for the Late Night YouTube page to put up his musical performance from last night. Neeeeeed it.

– Ryan

I Would Like To Personally Apologize To Kanye West



You were right! You really do have the same dangers as the police and our military. On behalf of me and everyone else that has been tearing you a new asshole, we are truly sorry to have doubted you.

Don’t choke on your cone, dick head.



Kanye West Reminds Us That HE, and Only HE, Can Be Considered the World’s Biggest Asshole

Source – Kanye West says performing on his Yeezus tour  is similar to going to war.

The 36-year-old claimed in a recent interview  that he is risking his life onstage and compared his musical antics to that of a  police officer or soldier.

The rapper explained that he could ‘slip’  during one of his complex routines on stage and that he is putting his ‘life at  risk, literally’.

The All Of The Lights singer told ‘Like, I’m just giving of my body  on the stage.

I’m putting my life at risk,  literally!’

Kanye went on to explain: ‘When I think about  when I’m on the Can’t Tell Me Nothing, and Coldest Winter moment, like that mountain goes really, really high.

For the full interview, click here


Nobody, and I mean nobody, loves Kanye West more than Kanye West. I can honestly say I’ve never heard someone ramble like Kanye. He’s the only person who can talk about finances, elephants and slaves in the same sentence. He’s great like Michelangelo AND Walt Disney. Interesting combination. The icing on the cake was obviously Kanye comparing his concert performances to being a police officer or a soldier in war. I wish I could say I was surprised by this, but every time you doubt Kanye, he proves just how big of an asshole he really can be. Hey Kanye: Walt Disney is dead. You can’t work with him. Get over it.

– Ryan

James Franco and Seth Rogen Spoofed Kanye’s ‘Bound 2’ Music Video and It’s Glorious

Well this is fantastic. No funnier duo than Rogen and Franco right now. Not sure anyone else is even close. Can’t wait for Kanye to lose his shit once he sees this. Nobody spoofs Kanye’s “art”!

– Ryan

Oh Hey Kanye, Welcome To Harva….Get Off That Desk Please

“In an interview with BBC Radio 1 back in September, Kanye West expressed an interest in pursuing architecture. “I’m learning what I want, this is the reason why I’m working with five architects at a time,” he told DJ Zane Lowe.

It turns out, West wasn’t playing around. On Sunday evening, the recording artist visited Harvard’s Graduate School of Design in Cambridge, Massachusetts, ahead of his concert in Boston later in the night.”


“He toured the design studio, checked out the students’ work, and gave away 300
free tickets to his show. And of course, West didn’t leave without jumping up on top of a workspace and addressing his vision for the future of architecture, highlighted in the following quotes.”

I really do believe that the world can be saved through design, and everything needs to actually be “architected.”
I believe that utopia is actually possible — but we’re led by the least noble, the least dignified, the least tasteful, the dumbest, and the most political.
I really appreciate you guys’ willingness to learn and hone your craft, and not be lazy about creation.

Oh Kanye, there you go again, spewing words from you mouth without actually listening to them. “I really do believe that the world can be saved through design, and everything needs to actually be “architected.”” Architected? is that even a word? I don’t think it is, but I don’t have the strongest grasp on the English language either, so I won’t judge.

Nothing like preaching the importance of good architectural design while standing on a desk. That’s like going to a botany class and stepping all over the flower beds.


PS- Shaq was the best celebrity guest at Harvard. During his stint with the Celtics he showed up on campus and pretended to be a statue…NBD. Total Shaq move


Kanye’s Video for ‘Bound 2’ is Interesting

What the hell is happening in this video? That’s a serious question. I honestly have no idea what’s happening. It starts off with a large raven flying away, then horses stampeding towards the camera, which oddly enough are the most realistic parts of the video.  The rest of the video is just Kanye riding a Vespa with a topless Kim K straddling him with the worst CGI in history as the background. I guess this is art? I’m pretty sure there also having sex on the vespa at some point in this video. Their are just some things you can’t unsee. This is one of them.

– Ryan

TNW – Jenna Jameson, Kanye & Kim, and Brandon Meriweather

– The Average Nobodies

Kim and Kanye’s Celebrity Mashup Name – What Should it Be? Give us Your Thoughts!

By now 4/5 of the world are aware that Kim and Kanye are now engaged to be married. I’ve been on record as hating Kanye from time to time, but I’d be lying if this wasn’t my reaction when I heard the news..

There’s only so much hate you can have for two people, and if they want to get married and having little babies named after directions on a map let them do it. Renting out an entire baseball stadium and proposing on the big screen on her birthday while family and friends wait in the wings is also pretty damn cool.


The only question I really have is what is their celebrity mash up name going to be now that they’re getting married? While KimYe is incredibly creative, I was thinking of something that doesn’t just combine Kim’s actual name with the last two letters of Kanye’s. I want something creative, something that shows their unique spirits. Keezus? Kanyashian? I think we can do better. These two down to earth celebrities need our help, so what do you got? Let us know!

– Ryan

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