Dante Fowler Jr. just became my new favorite player. I might even get a Jaguars jersey just to support him. He was a dominant defensive force in a tough conference at Florida, and he’s doesn’t turn 21 until August, which makes me so god damn sad. While getting drafted by the Jaguars isn’t exactly winning the professional lottery, the Jags are in much better shape than they’ve been in years past. They have a young QB willing to learn who just got a mega weapon (if he can stay healthy) in Julius Thomas. Now they have a bonafide future stud in Fowler, who got progressively better each year at Florida, and again, he doesn’t turn 21 until August! All of that is nothing compared to the outfit Fowler wore last night, though. I love an athlete who isn’t afraid to show some personality, and that’s exactly what Fowler did last night. Look at those shoes! Gold shoes with spikes on them that make it look like he’s wearing a Stegosaurus’s back on his feet. The white suit is always a good look, too. Some people might call it outrageous, but I like Dante’s style. Watch out for those Jaguars this year. The animal and the team.
As If Things Couldn’t Get Any Worse, The Jaguars Mascot Made a Timely Ebola Joke During Yesterdays Game
— SB Nation (@SBNation) October 6, 2014
Oh dear. Nothing like a good Ebola joke to get your fans to root for the home team. The Jaguars are one of those teams that are so bad that their employees are all starting to lose their minds. When you know you’re season is over after the first half of the first game it must be tough to stay sane. Blake Bortles brought them a little bit of hope but not even he bring this franchise back from the depths of despair. The only thing Jaxson de Ville has going for him is that he has a sensational name. Poor decisions making skills, sensational name; I guess you can’t have it all.