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The Rock is Owning The Video Feature on Instagram
Last week Instagram announced that the app would now include a new video feature, where users could post 12 second video’s in lieu of a still photo. Its barely been two days since Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has been posting video’s, but its already clear that he’s taking over. His early morning workouts are frightening. The guy has superhuman strength and watching his chest exercises make me feel like less of a man. Id love to say he’s giving me motivation, but I know deep in my tiny black heart that no amount of his feats of strength video’s will be enough to get me in a gym. For now, I’ll be like the millions…and millions of Rock fans who continue to be entertained by the “Great One”. His official instagram is TheRock.
– Ryan
81ThirdKid Needs To Pump His Brakes
Aug 7
Posted by ryanfoges
This is Devin Brugman:
Grade 5 Sharknado. She cofounded the company A Bikini A Day, which thankfully for us means she’s pretty much in a bikini 24/7. She’s got a body even Elton John would love and a face to match. When she puts up a new picture on Instagram, many of us can’t even find the words to describe what we’re looking at it. Unfortunately, 81ThirdKid can find the words.
Hey pal, you’re talking to a goddess here, not some eyebrow free homeless woman in Kennedy Plaza. His comment starts off pleasantly, but quickly takes a turn to bizarro world and never really recovers. Why would you want to go through all that for a steak dinner date over Skype. At least request a face to face dinner. 81ThirdKid is the definition of the term shit for brains. And next time your going to ruin one of Devin Brugman’s pictures, leave Rosie O’Donnell out of it. I can’t picture them both at the same time again. My brain might explode.
– Ryan
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