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If Leonardo DiCaprio Wrote His Own Tweets

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One of the best things in this world is also the worst: Leonardo DiCaprio has a twitter. The reason for this being one of the worst is that he CLEARLY doesn’t operate it. Here are some of his tweets:

Don’t get me wrong, there is noting wrong with being an activist, but come on, Leo! Show us some of your personality! No need to be pushing your foundations all the time. Give us some of the Leo I KNOW you are:

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We need a more candid Leonardo DiCaprio on Twitter! Until that day comes here is what I think his tweets would be like.

@LeoDiCaprio: Me and @JonahHill going out for chili dogs. #WhereTheLadiesAt
@LeoDiCaprio: Everyone go out and see The Wolf of Wall Street! Me and Shane, from the Walking Dead, get pretty nuts in it! #PopCultureReference
@LeoDiCaprio: Can’t wait for the Oscars this year. #Sarcasm #FuckYou #AnotherSnub
@LeoDiCaprio: Clooney! Everyone, let’s get #GetClooneyOnTwitter Trending! I need me some silver fox on here! #DamonToo
@LeoDiCaprio: Who wants to do a Christmas booze cruise?! I’m trying to get my titanic on! @KateWinslet knows what i’m talking about 😉 #SteamyHandprint 

While these might be terrible examples of his tweets, it just proves my point. We need Leo on Twitter more than ever.

-Matt

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