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The National Enquirer Has Leaked Excerpts From Hulk Hogan’s Alleged Racist Rant & It’s Not Great

I’m sure you could tell from the title of this post, but this contains some pretty hateful language:

via The National Enquirer

“I guess we’re all a little racist,” he crowed on the tape, multiple sources have confirmed exclusively to The ENQUIRER.

Despite his TV image as a born-again Christian, the tapes prove that Hulk is a very different man off camera!

In a startling exchange, the 61-year-old told Clem – who he sued for invasion of privacy after their XXX tape was leaked to a website – about his frustrations with blonde bombshell Brooke, 27.

“She is making some real bad decisions now,” Hulk said, sources tell us. “My daughter Brooke jumped sides on me. I spent $2-3 million on her music career, I’ve done everything like a jackass for her.”

The bitter bodybuilder continued, “The one option Brooke had, Brooke’s career besides me, is [to] sell beach records.”

At that point on the tape, the former “Hogan Knows Best” star bemoaned how a “black billionaire guy” had offered to fund her music career.

He also attempts to use bizarre, twisted logic in an attempt to justify his bigotry at the man.

“I don’t know if Brooke was f*cking the black guy’s son,” Hulk raved, the sources add.

“I mean, I don’t have double standards. I mean, I am a racist, to a point, f*cking n*ggers. But then when it comes to nice people and sh*t, and whatever.”

Then, in a tirade to rival the racism embarrassments suffered by Mel Gibson and “Dog The Bounty Hunter,” Hulk unloaded even more hatred!

According to sources, he said: “I mean, I’d rather if she was going to f*ck some n*gger, I’d rather have her marry an 8-foot-tall n*gger worth a hundred million dollars! Like a basketball player!

“I guess we’re all a little racist. Fucking n*gger.”

Now this is all alleged at this point, but it doesn’t look good for Hulk Hogan. WWE has already taken down any mention of Hogan from their website and removed him as a judge on Tough Enough after supposedly hearing the tapes in question, so yeah, not the best time to be the Hulkster. Hogan has made a name for himself as the face of a red blooded America, but apparently he’s taken that act to heart and added the ‘racist American’ to his gimmick. This is only going to get uglier, and it’s self inflicted, so nobody is going to feel bad for Hogan.

– Ryan

CM Punk & Hulk Hogan Are Naturally Feuding Over The Stanley Cup Finals

Well then. Business has certaintly picked up between CM Punk and Hulk Hogan, who naturally are arguing over the Stanley Cup playoffs. If you told me 10 years ago that Hulk Hogan and CM Punk would be in a promo war over the Stanley Cup Finals I’d probably call you a liar, but here we are. CM Punk is retired and Hulk Hogan is lobbying to wrestle at WrestleMania 32. We live in a weird world sometimes. While the video was pretty tame from a verbiage standpoint, the tweets between the two have been a little intense:

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– Ryan

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Scott Steiner Made a $1 Million Challenge To Hulk Hogan & We Now Have Video Proof In Case He Tries To Murder Him

So Scott Steiner is insane, and he has a legitimate hatred for Hulk Hogan. Steiner allegedly told Hulk’s wife that he was going to murder Hogan, and now he’s issuing a $1 million open challenge for Hulk to show up to Mets Stadium on June 7th to see if Hulk can body slam him. There’s a small part of me that doesn’t want to see this happen because I don’t want two old guys getting back in the ring and their bones crumbling into dust, but there’s also a much larger part of me that thinks this is a legitimate ploy for Scott Steiner to murder Hulk Hogan. I’m not ruling that out at all. Steiner lures him in with money and then just stabs him in the head. I know Steiner is capable of it, and I know Hogan is dumb enough to accept something like this. If we hear about a murder at Mets Stadium in a couple weeks, I will not be surprised. After all, this is the same guy who ATTACKS FANS WHO PAY TO SEE HIM WRESTLE.

– Ryan

The ‘Big Bad Booty Daddy’ Scott Steiner Might Have Threatened To Kill Hulk Hogan Over WrestleMania Weekend

Steiner LinerTMZ spoke to Scott Steiner about the allegations that he threatened Hogan through his wife Jennifer at an airport during WrestleMania 31 Week. As noted yesterday, a police report was filed and this led to Hulk requesting that Steiner be banned from the WWE Hall of Fame.

Steiner says he did approach Jennifer in the airport but only to talk “some serious smack” about Hogan inducting Randy Savage. Steiner says there were police nearby at the airport t, “so if she felt her life was threatened, why didn’t she talk to the cops?” Steiner, who says he has not been contacted by police told TMZ:

“I’m not going to dignify [Hogan’s] lies. I didn’t put my hands on her.”

“I told her Hulk introducing ‘Macho Man’ into the Hall of Fame is bullsh*t … He hated him. Everyone knew that.”

“It’s not my fault Hulk Hogan is afraid of me.”

This is a tough one. On the one hand, Hulk Hogan is almost always full of shit. He will get his name out there at any cost, whether that’s with the WWE or just in general. He’s pissed off pretty much everyone during his 40+ years in wrestling so it’s not really that weird to see someone say he’s an asshole. On the other hand, Scott Steiner is insane. Not wrestling insane, either. He’s a legitimate crazy person. That video I linked above is from an independent wrestling show he did a few months ago where he just hits a fan then gets in the ring and tells everyone to go fuck themselves. If there was one person in the world I wouldn’t want threatening to kill me, it’d probably be Scott Steiner. I do understand where Steiner is coming from, though. All you’d ever hear is much Savage hated Hogan, both during their in ring career and after it, and now that Macho isn’t here to choose his inductor, it seemed weird to have Hogan do it. Best of luck, Hulk. Maybe you should lay low for awhile until Big Poppa Pump find someone else he wants to murder.

– Ryan

Ranking The Royal Rumble Winners – Part 22 (The Final Spot)

It’s Royal Rumble season, which means it’s almost WrestleMania season. Thanks to the WWE Network, you can go back and watch all the old Royal Rumble pay per views and matches, and in that spirit, I decided to rank the winners. I’ll be ranking the winners every day until the we reach #1, and if you’re interested in checking out who’s already on the list, use the tricky magnifying glass at the top of the screen and search ‘Royal Rumble winners’ or scroll through the blog. We’re officially into the top 2, so now is the time to check out the rest of the list. Onto the rankings!

1. Hulk Hogan – 1990 & 1991 Royal Rumbles

To be honest, I’m surprised Hogan didn’t win the first five or six Royal Rumbles. He was so unstoppable in the 80’s and early 90’s that it seemed like Hulkamania would never end. Ultimately it did, and Hogan reinvented himself, which is a big reason he’s #1 on this list (more on that later). The 1990 Royal Rumble was known more for the first ever meeting of Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior than for the actual ending. This stare down led to a title vs. title match at the following WrestleMania, with Hogan going in as the Heavyweight champ and Warrior as the IC champ. As far as the ’90 Royal Rumble, Hogan entered at #25, eliminated 5 participants on his way to win the match. In his repeat bid in 1991, Hogan entered one spot lower at #24, but lasted almost 20 minutes, eliminating 7 more participants on his way to become the first ever back to back Rumble winner.

The Good: similar to Flair, their really isn’t a “not so good” category for Hogan. You can bring up the backstage politics if you’d like, but that’s not what this list is for. He was so important to the wrestling industry, and really put in on the map as a mainstream entity in the 1980’s. The top spot on this list really couldn’t go to anyone else. While he and  Flair could be interchangeable, Hogan’s uber baby face character of the 80’s and early 90’s actually benefited him later in his career. While Flair was originally a cool heel early in his career, as he got older, it was impossible for fans not to cheer for him, so he never really had to change his character. Hogan, on the other hand, was the flag bearer and ultimate good guy early in his career, which made his switch to Hollywood Hulk Hogan that much more shocking. That he was able to be the top good guy and top bad guy a decade apart made it easy to put Hogan at #1 on this list. What Hulk Hogan was to “taking your vitamins an saying your prayers”, Hollywood Hulk Hogan was to cool, bad ass heels. No one wrestler is more synonymous with wrestling than Hulk Hogan, and with the help of the WWE and the WWE Network, his legacy will go on forever.

– Ryan

If You Want to Marry Brooke Hogan You Have to Put Up with the Insanity That is Hulk Hogan

BrotherHulk Hogan isn’t messing around these days, even when it comes to his daughter’s love life.

Hogan, a 12-time World Champion wrestling icon, apparently was responsible for the breakup between his daughter, Brooke, and former Dallas Cowboys center Phil Costa.

Costa and Brooke split up in November after getting engaged in June, as the WWE legend’s daughter said she wanted to focus on her music career.

As Hulk Hogan told 105.3 The Fan, though, music might have not been the real reason for the breakup.

“I love the Dallas Cowboys, been a fan forever,” Hogan said. “But my daughter was engaged to one of those guys and he didn’t walk the walk and talk the talk. I put a bullet in that really quick. There was no way my daughter was going to marry somebody that I don’t like, that got me mad or has got in my face.”

This begs the question: who would dare get in Hulk Hogan’s face?

“There was a little run in with only one of the Cowboys,” Hogan said. “But you know what, he knew better than to step up, ’cause he would have gotten slammed just like Andre the Giant.”

A lot of the old time wrestlers have trouble separating the character they played on screen from their actual self because back before the internet wrestling was still sort of real. Well no one is more delusional when it comes to distinguishing between the man and the character more than Hulk Hogan. He’s been in the news a lot lately now that’s he’s back with WWE and was apart of WrestleMania 30, and I swear to Bill Paxton he ends every interview with threatening to body slam somebody. That’s not the man Terry Bollea talking. You don’t body slam people in real life. It’s a very illogical fighting technique. But Hulk Hogan? He’ll body slam your ass in a millisecond. The best part is that Hogan doesn’t even care if it makes sense. You want to date his daughter? Well don’t get in Hogan’s face or else, you guessed it, he’s going to body slam you. Just pick you up off the ground and slam you to the ground. He is so delightfully insane it’s a joy to follow. Never  change, Hulkster.

– Ryan

Not Even The Hoff Can Save Germany Now

GOD HELP GERMANY, Hulkamania is runnin’ wild in Rio! If the USA Soccer team needed any more motivation to beat the piss out of Germany, they just got it. Hulks been hanging and banging all day just waiting to leg drop some German ass! Choke on some sauerkraut you German pieces of shit!


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-The Average Nobodies

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