BBC Reporter Quentin Sommerville Treated His Fans To A Hysterical Outtake Video Of Him Trying To Report While High
Quentin Sommerville trying to make people laugh around the holidays is the kind of effort we need around here. It’s refreshing to see a video or news story that isn’t focused on death and chaos, but rather just a reporter getting a little too close to the fumes of burning hallucinogenic drugs. People who don’t get high getting really high will always be funny, as will people who get high and get the giggles. Everybody loves the giggles. Thanks for brightening our day, Quentin. You’re a real gem.
“Lots of people dread going to their 20-year high school reunion. But not Bradley Cooper!
The Hangover star returned to his alma mater, Germantown Academy in Fort Washington, Pa., on Nov. 8 to catch up with friends from the class of 1993 and visit his favorite teachers.
“He has come back to GA a couple of times to talk to students,” a school official tells PEOPLE. “He loves seeing his old teachers and enjoys reminiscing with them. When he says he’s going to do something for the school, he does it. He’s a big supporter and proud to be a part of this school. So it was no surprise that he came to the reunion.”
While his girlfriend, British model Suki Waterhouse was in L.A., Cooper, 38, had a blast reliving the past with his best pal and fellow ’93 classmate Brian Klugman, who stars on the FOX series Bones.”
I can’t imagine a better feeling than this. Even if you were the man in high school, going back to your 20 year reunion as a world famous actor with your model girlfriend is an all time trump card. At most reunions you’re impressed by classmates who became doctors or lawyers. Not at BCoops. “Oh your a doctor now? That’s cool, I might have to dip out early though, gotta catch a plane to Hawaii to film a movie with Jennifer Lawrence.” If I were him I’d go to every high school reunion I could get my hands on. Even if he didn’t go to that high school. Just show up with Suki and shoot the shit with all the normies of the world. I for one would be ecstatic to hang out with Bradley Cooper at my high school reunion. Naturally we’d become best friends and I’d star in his new movie about two best friends who meet at a high school reunion. During the premiere he introduces me to Jennifer Lawrence and we embark on a lifelong romance. Now I can’t wait for my reunion.
I’m not really sure how Louis Peltzman (and the rest of BuzzFeed for that matter) sleeps at night. No way this guy can tell a lie so horrendous and not lay awake at night because of his disgustingly dirty conscience. Here are some snippets from the full list of 27.
Yeah, Buzzfeed, I got some fucking questions. For one, are you high? Did your mother drop you on your head when you were a child? Do you like to watch the world burn? and lastly, would you like me to come over there and open a can of whoop-ass? Lets take this trash and turn the clocks back 4 years. Let’s revisit the original.
Let’s be honest, Michelle Pfeiffer couldn’t polish Olivia Newton-John’s shoes. Top to bottom Olivia is way hotter, has the voice of a sweet angel, and packs a smile that could melt solid steel.
If you’re looking for a leading man, look no further than John “Matt’s Man Crush” Travolta. This guy has hair that brings women (and men) to their knees, a chin dimple to end all chin dimples. and dance moves that could peel paint off the walls.
Songs about bowling are for pussies. Songs about car racing, fighting people, and banging broads are for MEN.
BuzzFeed, do you have any questions?
:: Drops Microphone ::
Grease 2, here is your ONLY redeeming quality. Shooter McGavin plays Goose Mackenzie.
USA Today puts out a poll: “Would you gain 25 pounds to be debt free?” This is a simple answer… oh hell yes I would! You mean I get to eat uncontrollable amounts of delicious Taco Bell until I no longer have school and credit card debt? (Some of you might be thinking gaining 25 lbs of muscle, but not me) I mean, i’m not even in that bad of debt, but I would do this in a heartbeat.
In a shocking turn of events the poll came back with the majority of people saying “No”. Are you high? No one said you had to keep the poundage on. Just gain the weight, lose the debt, and go back to throwing up in the bathroom after meals. Either people don’t have any debt, or they have been smoking angel dust.
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) August 7, 2013
PS- I bet Detroit is seriously looking into if this is an actual thing.
Among Google’s announcements yesterday was the new Nexus 7, Google’s 7inch tablet. The original Nexus 7 broke ground in both price and performance and this year’s model is no different. Google has released 3 different models of the Nexus 7:
• 16gb wifi edition ($229)
• 32gb wifi edition ($269)
• 32gb LTE edition ($349)
“The Google Nexus 7 is made by ASUS and packs a serious punch. With a quad-core Qualcomm Snapdragon™ S4 Pro processor and 2GB of RAM, everything runs faster. Plus, high-performance rendering ensures 3D graphics are smooth and dynamic.
With dual-band Wi-Fi and optional 4G LTE, including support for hundreds of networks worldwide, you’ll stay entertained – and connected – wherever you are.” -Google
Along with the performance upgrades, they also added a rear facing camera, a higher resolution display, and made the whole form factor smaller and more compact.
If you ask me, this is still the best and cheapest 7inch tablet you can get. You could buy one nexus 7 and a Chromecast for every TV in your house, and still pay less than what an iPad costs.
— Google Nexus (@googlenexus) July 24, 2013
PS- Follow the link in the tweet below to see the live event where Google announced android 4.3, the new Nexus 7’s, and Chromecast!
Miss yesterday’s live event? The full video introduction to the new Google Nexus 7 is now available on YouTube: http://t.co/vgeWNQUT0I
— Google Nexus (@googlenexus) July 25, 2013
The people of Allen, Texas have agreed to she’ll out 60 mil for a high school football stadium. Which begs the question, is 60 mil a reasonable amount of doll-hairs? The answer is absolutely not. In the words of Happy Gilmore “the price is wrong bitch!”
The citizens are proud of their field because it is “the finest high school football facility in the country”. No shit, did you need 60 mil to accomplish that? My school’s field was a collection of lines in the dirt and some glorified benches to sit on. I guess there’s no denying it Allen, Texas has the best field in the country.
I just can’t stop thinking of everything a community could do with 60 mil. And none of them is build a ridiculous football stadium.
P.S. What will the ticket prices be?
P.P.S. okay it’s kinda sweet…