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Daniel Radcliffe Was The Receptionist For NYLON Magazine & Let’s Just Say He’s Not A Good Receptionist

Daniel Radcliffe visited NYLON Magazine for an interview, and instead got put to work as their receptionist. Receptionist jobs are generally considered to be easy, but you have a lot of reasonability. You have to answer calls, transfer calls, talk to people who walk in, direct them where they need to go, offer delicious candy or else PEOPLE WILL TALK. It’s a stressful job, and Daniel Radcliffe could not handle the heat. Thank God he found Harry Potter, because if he was to be a receptionist, he’d be out on the street in a millisecond.

– Ryan

H/T USA Today

50 Cent Challenging Floyd Mayweather to an ALS/ESL Challenge Is Funny & Sad At the Same Time

50 Cent throwing down the hammer on Floyd Mayweather here. Oh you want me to pour ice water on my head? How about no. And how about you read a page of Harry Potter on top of it. Side note – what’re the chances 50 cent has read Harry Potter? 1 in a trillion? Just doesn’t strike me as a Harry Potter fan. But he’s no dummy. He knows it’s difficult reading with all of┬áJ.K. Rowling’s made up words and characters. 750K is kind of a lot of money, maybe not to 50 or Floyd, but I’m sure any charity would love that kind of donation. My only hope in this life is that Floyd answers this challenge by reading Harry Potter in a beautiful robe surrounded by rich mahogany. A man can dream.

– Ryan

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