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Happy Birthday to The Hoff, David Hasselhoff

A lot of people would put the drunk cheeseburger video on here to make fun of The Hoff, but not me. I mean who hasn’t eaten a cheeseburger off the floor in a drunken stupor before? I’ve done worse things. Horrible, unexplainable things. Anyway, today is the The Hoff’s birthday, so today we celebrate. How many German girls do you think he’s getting with tonight? I’m put the over/under at 73.

– Ryan

WWE’s Mr. T “Happy Mother’s Day Message” Was Mildly Offensive

So Mr. T went on and on about his mother during his Hall of Fame induction speech last month, so what does WWE do? They turn it into a Mother’s Day remix that will haunt my dreams forever. This seemed highly unnecessary, especially since Mother’s Day isn’t that big of a holiday. I can’t imagine someone who takes themself as seriously as Mr. T approved this video, which actually makes it a little better, but its still too awful for my tastes. How about a 5 second “Happy Mother’s Day from the WWE’ graphic next year, WWE. I think that’ll get the point across without subjecting anyone to this horrible video.

– Ryan




Everyone have a great weekend!

-The Average Nobodies

If You’re Not Rooting For Pharrell To Win an Oscar For ‘Happy’ Then You’re a Great, Big Phony

Do any of the other nominees have a 24 hour music video? Didn’t think so. Go on with your bad self Pharrell.

– Ryan

Happy Birthday Seth Meyers

Happy Birthday you handsome devil. Though SNL will miss you, I’m sure you’ll knock the late night hosting gig out of the park. Fly away my sweet prince. Fly away and be free.

Happy Thanksgiving From Andre the Giant and The Average Nobodies!

If this doesn’t make you hungry I don’t know what will. Happy Thanksgiving! See ya tomorrow for Twitter News Weekly!

– The Average Nobodies

(thanks to HD for the pic)

Is There Anything Better Than Awkward Family Photos Around the Holidays?

No. The answer is no.

The bearded man isn’t even a member of this family. Everyone is just too afraid to tell him to leave.

This is wrong on so many levels.

Remember when you were at that age when mom and dad were THE WORST? Be grateful you weren’t born into this family.

Three people who absolutely love Thanksgiving. Excitement is off the charts.

I’d be upset if I was that awful at coloring too.

– The Average Nobodies

(credit: Awkward Family Photos)

What I’ve Learned In My Short 24 Years

756,864,000 seconds, 12,614,400 minutes, 525,600 hours, 8,760 days… and 24 years.  Thats how long this guy has been, crawling, walking, running, and…..walking on this Earth.  Bare with me, this might be all over the place.

It’s hard to hold down what I have learned over the years so I will tell you what I have found to be true.  Life is different for everyone,  what works for one person, may not for the other and vice versa. Trying to emulate one person (say your hero or idol) is never going to work, instead take and steal from many people to create a person that is uniquely you. Play up your strengths and in doing that, find out what your weaknesses are; your weaknesses are what give this unique person you see in the mirror everyday.  Take time to listen to yourself. I’m not trying to be all introspective and hippy here, but seriously, take a second and talk to yourself.  Ask yourself questions, and answer them with the truth.  Please, if you do this out loud to yourself, do it in a room where no one else is.  I’m pretty sure they stopped burning witches at the stake, but I could be wrong. I digress.  Lose yourself in some good music and explore new kinds whenever you get a chance.  I have always found music to shake things loose in my head when I need it the most.  Be unpredictable, if you want to try something, try it. If you want to go somewhere, get in your car and go.  I’ve found this type of thinking to make me the most happy.  Don’t let anything hold you back.

The last thing I will leave you with is something I learned from the great Gary Vaynerchuk.  Do what you are passionate about.  If for one minute you are doing something that you don’t 100% love doing, even if it is just a 1% dislike, stop doing it.  Life is too short to do something that you dislike, even if its for one day.

The culmination or trial and error is what shapes me today and is what will shape me in the future.


There’s a trick to being whatever you want to be in life. It starts with the simple belief that you are what or who you say you are. It starts, like all faiths, with a belief – a belief predicated more on whimsy than reality. And you’ve gotta believe for everybody else, too – until you can show them proof. If you’re lucky, someone starts believing with you – first theoretically, then in practice. And two people believing are the start of a congregation. You build a congregation of believers and eventually you set out to craft a cathedral. Sometimes it’s just a church; sometimes it turns out to be a chapel. Folks who don’t build churches will try to tell you how you’re doing it wrong, even as your steeple breaks the clouds. Never listen.

~Kevin Smith

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