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Your Body is 90% Water [The Doctah Is In]

popeye

Popeye ate his spinach.  The Doctah ate his spirulina.

Green.

The color of money. The color of trees. The color of magic.

Well, yeah, I don’t know about the magic part, but let The Doctah edumacate ya.

In 1940, Popeye ate his spinach.  It had amazing effects.  Protein, yum.  Big muscles, plenty of ladies.  Olive oil, yes, Olive oil, stole his heart.

Do you understand the lingo?  The oil was the bread to his butter.  (Yes he owned both).

But.

That’s was in the 1940s.

There’s been a lot of informacion back then that tells us that green is still the way, but spinach, eh … its okay. (The Doctah can rhyme too)

Now, there are newer foods out there: spirulina and chlorella to be exact.

So what are spirulina and chlorella? Well they are sea algae.

Your next question should be, “Why the F*ck” would I eat sea algae?

Well that’s simple, young jedi.  Your body is made up of 90% water or 95% or some very high number like that.  So that means stuff from water, especially from the sea, will have a beneficial effect on your body.

The spirulina contains high quality protein as well as other high quality sources of variable nutrients for your body to consume.

Nutrients = Good.  Just in case you didn’t know.

The chlorella contains chloryphyl.  Chloryphyll is essential for plants to grow.  People do not generally think of themselves as plants, BUT, i’ll give it to you simply:  what does a plant do?  It grows.  What do people do?  Generally they grow.  Hmmm… molto interesante.

Now go on Amazon, and grab some hawaiin pacifica spirulina and some 1000mg chlorella.  If you got the cash, grab a 3 month supply.  Come see the Doctah in 3 months, and I dare ya to tell the Doctah you don’t feel better.

Disclaimer:  The Doctah does not try to cure you, you cure you.  He just shows you the way.

Stay sexy my Nobodies.

-The Doctah

Daniel Day Lewis’s Son is a Apparently a Rapper Named Gabe Day

(Source) His name is Gabe Day. And, as this young rapper defiantly tells us, it’s not Gabe Day-Lewis, because if you call him that, he’ll “Gabe Day Lose It.” If you haven’t figured it out yet, Gabe is actually the son of Oscar-winning actor Daniel Day-Lewis.

One of the funniest aspects of the Gabe Day persona is the fact that this profanity spewing, aspiring Nas protégé is an undergraduate at Sarah Lawrence College. Sarah Lawrence is a small liberal arts college in New York; it was also originally founded as an all-female institution. We hope that Sarah Lawrence’s dope girl/ boy ratio is worth the $60,000 dollars a year that’s being forked over so Gabe can embrace his musical talent and pursue his major in waking and baking.

Thanksgiving dinner is going to awkward at the Lewis house this year. I can sense Daniel Day Lewis’s disappointment from here, because nobody takes acting more serious than Daniel Day Lewis. Nobody. And I guarantee he wanted his son to become an actor. Probably trained him to become a method actor as a kid. While most kids went out and played basketball on the weekend, Gabe Day was trying to perfect his Brando in The Godfather. So naturally he grew up to be a rapper. I don’t know how great of an artist he is, but his rapper name is awful. Gabe Day? So you took your given name and dropped Lewis. Got it. Plus it sounds really similar to game day or gay day, and I can’t imagine that being a good thing for a rapper. His name might suck, but the kid has “the look”. Grey long sleeve shirt and a backwards hat? That’s as hardcore gangster as it gets.

– Ryan

Dream Matchup: The Green Power Ranger vs. CM Punk

(Source) “During the New York Comic Con over the weekend, actor Jason David Frank (who stared as the green Power Ranger on the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers series) was asked about his challenge made to CM Punk this past July to have an MMA fight. Here is what he had to say…

“Let’s get that going. I love CM Punk, he’s a really nice guy. But he did say in his panel that he would fight me and you can’t say that in the fighting world if you don’t mean that you’d fight me. Let’s get a contract going!”

Frank has fought four times in amateur mixed martial arts, going undefeated at 4-0. He is also undefeated at 1-0 in pro MMA.”

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Oh I like this. In any hypothetical wrestling situation I usually take CM Punk, but now that the green Power Ranger is involved, I might have to rethink that strategy. Apparently the green Power Ranger (real name Jason David Frank) is a legitimate MMA fighter and martial artist (yawn). Any three first named person can be an MMA fighter, but only the best of the best can fake wrestle. I say we scrap the MMA idea and get JDF on WWE Raw tonight. Build a superpower feud that culminates at Wrestlemania XXX. If there’s one person who can sell a match between a straight edge fake wrestler and an actual power ranger, it’s Vince McMahon. If I’m Vince, I only include one stipulation this match: Jason has to wear the green Power Ranger costume at all times. If that doesn’t get you 1 million pay per view buys then I don’t know what will.

– Ryan

P.S. This HAS to be his entrance theme. I’ve never convinced myself of something so quickly in my life.

Conrad Farnsworth is a Cocky Bastard

Conrad Farnsworth is the cockiest high school nerd I’ve ever seen.

Just get a load of this guy.

Conrad Farnsworth

So Conrad here, makes a nuclear reactor at home and submits it into his science fair (impressive) and then proceeds to be kicked out of the fair entirely. This arrogant piece of crap has been in too many science fairs! So I don’t care if you’ve built a homemade atomic collider under your entire neighborhood, you’re too greedy Conrad! Let the kid with the vinegar volcano or the poorly crafted model of the solar system have a chance. You’re winning too much.

Also you’re attending the South Dakota School of Mines next year. What the fuck? Why aren’t you going to MIT or something. This stinks to high heaven of plagiarism.

Sean Lite

P.S. it could be plagiarism because he’s one of 15 high schoolers to accomplish this feat. I’m sorry what? How has this happened 15 times? All
15 of these kids better be on an FBI watch list…

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