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Clooney Finally Tied The Knot (Got Married. I’m Sure He’s Tied Knots Before)

Georgie BoyAfter George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin exchanged traditional vows, platinum bands and, yes, a lengthy kiss at their 30-minute wedding ceremony on Sept. 27 in Venice, Italy, the newlyweds turned to their family and friends.

And the place went wild.

Cheers and applause filled the gilded hall at Italy’s historic Aman Canal Grande Venice as around 100 guests, many with tears in their eyes, celebrated the much-anticipated union of the Oscar winner and his barrister bride.


It’s officially the end of an era. The George Clooney bachelor era is over, and what a run it was. Actresses, supermodels, more actresses, more supermodels. I didn’t think his long, historic run would come to an end at the hands of an international lawyer, but that’s the beauty of Clooney: you guess left, he goes right. I’m a little upset I didn’t get invited to the wedding, but since I’m a complete stranger harboring a dangerous obsession with Clooney, it makes sense. Since there are no words to convey my happiness/weird jealously, I’ll let Rod Stewart take care of the rest.

– Ryan

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