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Add ‘Playing the Tambourine’ to The Enormous List of Things Brad Pitt is Better Than Me At

Take it away, Rod.

– Ryan

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Every Youtube Video Ever is Better With Jim Ross’s Commentary – Jay-Z/Solange Knowles Fight

It’s safe to say this will NEVER get old. I hope every popular Youtube video from now until eternity gets the Jim Ross remix. Even though WWE was dumb enough to let him go, its nice to know that his iconic commentary lives on in the elevator fight videos between Jay-Z and his sister in law. Good God almighty he’s broken in half!

– Ryan

If Amar’e Stoudemire is Trying to Get Me To Like Him By Walking Around With a Fashionable Cane I Need Someone to Let Him Know It’s Working

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Now that is a nice cane. Elegant, fancy, I don’t even know what else to say. I’m officially jealous of Amar’e Stoudemire. A cane is such an underrated fashion accesory, and I really hope he didn’t just have knee surgery or something because that would ruin it. People who use a cane because they’re handicapped arent cool because they actually need it to be mobile; people who use a cane as a fashion accesory, on the other hand, are very, very cool. Maybe cool isn’t the word I’m looking for, but I love the cane statement. It’s the ultimate wildcard accesory. If I saw a person at a party with a cane and they weren’t handicapped I would want to get to know that person. They probably have some crazy stories about repelling down moutains or being an average professional basketball player. From here on out, I’m team Amar’e. Might even change my name to Rya’n.

– Ryan

photo via Buzzfeed

I’m Torn On Whether to Love or Hate Tom Brady After This Weekend’s Kentucky Derby

 

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Tom Brady experienced the ultimate high and pretty close to the ultimate low this weekend at the Derby. Flying into a gala in a hot air balloon is insane. Just an incredible move. Personally I think it’s cooler than taking your own jet. The jet game is overrated and expensive. The hot air balloon game is barely tapped into and nobody expects it. I love it. But then he’s got that haircut and those red pants. I know he’s married to a supermodel and she apparently dresses him and has him get fancy haircuts, but this is absurd. Absurd haircut. Ruined any momentum his hot air balloon stunt created. I want to like Tom Brady. He lives a great life. Seems like a cool dude. But I can’t respect a guy with that haircut. Or those pants. That’s asking too much of me.

– Ryan

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