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Jerry Moon Pulls The Ol’ Switch-a-roo
When Jerry Moon’s family opened his casket at a memorial service on Monday to say their final goodbyes, they found a stranger in his place.
Moon, 72, died around the same time as a 97-year-old man who had been in living in the same hospice care facility in Washington state. Sadly, an apparent mix-up at the funeral home ended with a stranger in Moon’s casket, and Moon cremated against his wishes. -HuffPost
Let me tell you something right now. Something the moon family doesn’t want to hear or believe. Jerry Moon isn’t dead. No way and far from it. This right here is something I have been trying to perfect for years but could never pull off, the ol’ switch-a-roo. Fakes his death, suffocates old man river down the hall from him and stuffs him in his casket. “But he was cremated”, you shout! Yeah, right. Jerry just pulled the perfect stunt right in front of your eyes. Jerry Moon is definitely in the bahamas somewhere living out the rest of his life being fanned by beautiful women and drinking beer by the case.
-MattyV
PS- I’m naming my son Jerry Moon Vieira. Power name right thurrrr
Alec Baldwin Goes Nuclear on Twitter
George Stark your days are numbered. In a recent article posted by the aforementioned British reporter, he claims that Alec Baldwin’s wife was tweeting during James Gandolfini’s funeral. Alec Baldwin did not take kindly to these acquisitions, to say the least. Alec went on a little twitter rampage to vent his frustrations with Stark. Here are the tweets.
“…Hey thats not true, but i’m going to tweet at your funeral” Holy shit, that escalated quickly. George Stark, run for the hills. Because now not only do you have Alec Baldwin after you, but me as well. How dare you write an article about Tony Soprano’s funeral and not make him the center of attention. Instead you go to the petty story of the day, a few random tweets. You have my attention Mr. Stark, and not in a good way. Proofread your pieces 20 times over, because hell hath no fury, like my friends and I, when we find improper grammar online. Not to mention Billy Baldwin is probably coming after your ass. Your cooked.
-MattyV
P.S. There is a special place in hell for people who try to make a fool of Alec Baldwin.
