FLORIDA – A Florida mom’s blood-alcohol level was more than five times the legal limit when she drove to an elementary school to pick up a child, police say.

Renata Congleton, 27, registered a .413 BAC after she was arrested, but not before she allegedly attacked officers and smashed up her vehicle, according to WFLA.

The mayhem began when she arrived at Trinity Elementary School in New Port Richey Friday afternoon. School officials wouldn’t let the child — who was not identified — leave with Congleton because she appeared “extremely drunk,” Fox Tampa reports. Instead, they called police, but Congleton fled before they arrived.

Love me a good Florida story. It’s seriously as if people who live there have to be insane. Insane as in you drank so much you’re BAC is .413. .413! That’s astronomical. I thought anything over 4 would equal death, but Renata Congleton spits in the face of my logic. Those school officials are really on their game, too. She appeared “extremely drunk”. You don’t say? The women with a BAC that could win her the MVP award in major league baseball was “extremely drunk”? The citizens of Florida just refuse to be sane. I don’t hate it.

– Ryan