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1 in 10 Americans Think Aliens Are Behind the Disapperance of Malaysian Flight 370
UFO – “One in ten Americans think ‘space aliens’ were involved in the disappearance if the Malaysian Airlines flight MH370, it was revealed today.
A survey found that nine per cent of the people believe ‘space aliens or beings from another dimension were involved’.
Investigators are still continuing their search for the missing plane and the 239 people on board, which vanished from radars on March 8.”
Well this is a good look for Americans: crazy alien conspiracy theorists. Although I gotta say, if there’s one case on the entire planet that could fit the alien theory, its Malaysian flight 370. With all the technology that exists in this world, how does a giant airplane just go missing for six weeks without any way to trace it? You’re telling me we have the technology that allows cats to talk to spiders but we can’t find a goddamn airplane that steered off course? When “aliens were invovled” is the scenario that makes the most sense, you know you fucked up. I’m not saying I believe aliens did it, but I’m also NOT saying that. Unless we find this plane, the alien theory is going to stand strong.
– Ryan
The Iron Sheik is NOT Happy With the Indian Ocean
FUCK THE INDIAN OCEAN
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 24, 2014
Indian Ocean I going to break your fucking neck next time I see you. #MH370
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 24, 2014
Big time mistake by the Indian Ocean here. You can’t just mess around with planes while The Iron Sheik is roaming this wonderful planet. I think this could be considered a new level of crazy. Back in the day if someone was crazy they would talk to themselves. I think we need an updated version of that, and this is where it starts. “He’s so crazy he’s telling a body of water that he’s going to break it’s neck.” I’m going to feel REALLY stupid if I’m wrong but I do not think bodies of water have necks. Just doesn’t make sense to me. I also have an inkling that The Iron Sheik thinks the Indian Ocean is an actual living, breathing organism. It has legs and arms and a neck and he might run into it at the bar one night. Bless his demented heart.
– Ryan
