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The Latest Shocking Twist In The Tom Brady/Deflate Gate Saga: Jets Fan Think The Patriots Are Cheaters
@Patriots caught you looking! pic.twitter.com/DeoFWOv3Gr
— NYJetsFans (@JetsFanMedia) July 30, 2015
The Patriots training camp opened today, and a plane flew overhead with a banner reading “cheaters look up”. It’s a little unfair, since every time you see a prop plane with a banner in tow you’re going to look up, but I guess that’s what the Jets fans are into nowadays. It’s tough to blame them, because while every team in the AFC East has spent the off season getting significantly better, their team still has Geno Smith under center. But hey, at least their fans are clever!
– Ryan
Curtis Lazar Capped Of The Ottawa Senators Win Over The Bruins Last Night With An Ice Rink Hamburger
Curtis Lazar must be a fan of the saying “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade”, because life threw him a hamburger last night, and he ate it. I’ll never openly root against the Bruins, as their the hometown team, but you’re not going to win against a competitor as hungry as Curtis. While I’ll never condone wasting that much delicious hamburger, it is a nice little wrinkle to the post game celebration. I have to imagine after three hours of hockey you’re pretty hungry, so what better way to conquer that hunger than with a delicious hamburger that was thrown from the stands? A+ for Curtis, and A+ for the Senator’s fans.
– Ryan
H/T UPROXX
Did Someone Say They Wanna See a Guy With One Leg Get Dragged Out Of a Nets Game? Well Here It Is Anyway
Leg Up – A loud Brooklyn Nets fan was carried from his MSG seats Tuesday night kicking and screaming… sort of.
There was plenty of commotion in the upper deck with around five minutes to play in the third quarter of Brooklyn’s 98-93 win over the Knicks as a man with one leg was yanked from his seats – sans his prosthetic limb.
According to a pair of Garden security guards who declined to be identified, the man pulled off his prosthetic leg and hit another fan with it, inciting a ruckus in the upper deck.
http://instagram.com/p/wIK-sKBvGr/
This makes me so happy, and not for the reasons you think. No I don’t enjoy seeing one legged people getting dragged out of a Nets game by security. But this was a Brooklyn Nets vs. New York Knicks game. The New York sports scene is so horrible right now, that they’re literally fighting each other with prosthetic legs. Whether this story is true or not is irrelevant; a one legged man had to get carried out of an interstate New York basketball game because he was fighting a fellow New York fan. Also, there’s zero rivalry between the Knicks and Nets. Up until a few years ago, the Nets weren’t even in New York. I just love seeing New York sports fans so desperate. The Knicks suck. The Nets suck. The Jets suck. The Giants suck. Hockey couldn’t matter less, so I don’t count the Rangers or the Islanders. The fans have nowhere to turn, except to each other, and when that happens, the prosthetic legs start flying. Oh happy day.
– Ryan
The Insane Clown Posse is Suing the FBI in the Name of Their Fans!
Horrorcore-rap duo Insane Clown Posse, along with four fans, are suing the Department of Justice and the FBI, demanding that the agencies purge the fan name “Juggalos” from their list of gang members. “Organized crime is by no means part of the Juggalo culture,” reads the complaint, filed this morning in federal court in Detroit. -Rolling Stone
WHOOP WHOOP! Damn right! It’s about time my name gets cleared from the FBI’s most wanted list! Shaggy and Violent J have been dealing wit this issue for a while now. So long, in fact, I can remember when the “Fuck the FBI” chants started about 3 or 4 years ago at the shows i’ve attended. Not that the chant was, at all, helping our cause. But, in all seriousness this is a terrible classification of the Juggalos and Juggaletes. If anyone has ever been to an ICP show you will know that, while it can get pretty rowdy, there is no safer place. Family is a theme that courses through the veins of the Juggalos, and they show it.
So… Fuck the FBI!
-Matt
Shipping Up For Game 6
This afternoon The Average Nobodies are shipping up to Boston to watch game six of The World Series from a bar outside of Fenway! We will keep you updated by way of vines (@averagenobodies), tweets (@averagenobodies), and videos (youtube.com/theaveragenobodies)! The Nobodies and Boston are in for one hell of a night!
GO SOX!
-MattyV
9er’s Fan Al Needs To Pump His Brakes
Guy likes to see homo’s naked. Nothing wrong with that. 9er’s fan Al just had to get this license plate. Good work Al. Maybe next time go with a bumper sticker.
– Ryan
P.S.
Thanks to Deadspin for the pic.