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Our Fans Are so Awesome that we Decided to Put out a SECOND TNW this Week!

Too many awesome tweets to contain them in just one episode of Twitter News  Weekly. Will a second TNW become a regular thing? Maybe! What do you think? Comment below!

-The Average Nobodies

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I Wish Shia LaBeouf Would Just Go Away

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For someone who keeps saying he doesn’t want to be famous anymore, Shia LaBeouf sure does draw a lot of attention to himself. If you don’t want to be famous then just stop showing up to movie premiers. Or show up and blend into the background. Pretty much do anything except wear a paper bag over your head that says “I am not famous anymore”. I was a big Shia fan, but now he’s just getting annoying. Either make movies and count your money or leave everyone alone. If I may quote your most famous movie, Shia, if you don’t like that, well, that’s too damn bad!

– Ryan

Derek Jeter Dumped The DirectTV Genie? Rookie Move, Jetes

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Just in time for me to swoop in. Hey Hannah, do you like AHL hockey games? Because you happen to be looking at a, proud, 10-game season ticket holder for the Providence Bruins. Looks like someones ear is in danger of having hair brushed over it.

-Matt

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