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The Addams Family – Movie Club 24
MOVIE CLUB PODCAST
This week’s Movie Club pick was ‘The Addams family.’ Next week’s movie will be ‘Kagemusha.’ Call 401-285-8120 to leave us a voicemail with a comment, question or observation and we will play it on the next episode. Also, please join us for our first Freestyle Movie Club coming in two weeks! We will be watching The Thing, The Hateful 8 and 10 Cloverfield lane.
This Moose Family Is Having An Absolute BLAST Playing Around In A Sprinkler
What a roller coaster of a week. First the world’s tallest cow dies, and now a moose family is having the most fun I’ve ever seen anyone have frolicking through a sprinkler. The internet can break your heart sometimes, but they always come back with a family of moose playing in a sprinkler. Impossible to have a bad weekend now.
– Ryan
via UPROXX
Prince George is About to Have the Most Boring 1st Birthday Party Ever
Prince – It’s going to be a prince of a party.
Britain’s royal family has plans to fete Prince George’s first birthday with a private tea party in Kensington Palace, according to Vanity Fair.
The Royal heir will become a 1-year-old on Tuesday and he’s already proving himself to be a forward child — already walking on his own.
His parents, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, released a photo ahead of his birthday that shows just how much their little cherub has grown.
I’m sure it’s great being apart of the Royal family, but Prince George is getting screwed here. Obviously as a soon to be 1-year-old he doesn’t have much say in his birthday party plans. He doesn’t have much say in anything since he probably can’t talk. But when he grows up and looks at pictures from his 1st birthday party and finds out it was a tea party he’s going to be pissed. You know what 1-year-olds don’t give a shit about? Tea. I’m not saying he needs a huge stripper blowout birthday party, but something in between that and a tea party seems logical. You’re the Royal Family; you have unlimited resources, and you land on a private tea party for your newest addition’s 1st birthday? The lack of creativity and effort is disappointing to say the least. Also, I’m not too familiar with the developmental stages of a baby, but the fact that he’s walking around before the age of 1 blew my mind. Is this normal? I’m pretty sure I wasn’t functionally walking until at least 4 or 5.
– Ryan
Luke Harper & Erick Rowan’s New Entrance Theme is Perfectly Creepy
One of the highlights of Raw last night was Harper and Rowan continuing to branch out on their own, this time coming to the ring with their own entrance theme. The song reminds me of a really creepy carnival tune, except instead of a couple of clowns coming out from behind the curtain, two monsters with beards appear ready to rip your face off. The Uso’s are awesome, but Bray and the Wyatt family are far and away the most interesting characters in the WWE right now, so I’ll be rooting for them to steal the tag team titles live in Boston this Sunday.
– Ryan
My Favorite Sketch From Andy Samberg’s SNL: The Return of the Vogelcheck’s
Andy Samberg returned to his roots Saturday night to host the season finale of SNL, and he brought just about every old cast member he ever performed with along for the ride. Seth Meyers, Bill Hader, Maya Rudolph, Kristen Wiig, Fred Armisen and everybody’s favorite host, Paul Rudd. The show as a whole was very good, including two weirdly funny digital shorts and a killer Weekend Update. It’s tough to rank any of those sketches over the return of America’s First family of kissing: The Vogelcheck’s. This was one of my favorite recurring sketches with the old cast, and by far the most awkward to watch, which somehow makes it more charming. The whole crew joined Samberg for this sketch, including Fred Armisen and Kristen Wiig as Mr. and Mrs. Vogelcheck, and Bill Hader and Paul Rudd as his over affectionate older brothers. Even Kate McKinnon got in on the fun, playing grandma Vogelcheck. SNL used this sketch to address the over publicized Michael Sam kiss on ESPN. Enjoy.
– Ryan
In Godzilla, Bryan Cranston Is Basically Harrison Ford Who Can Speak Japanese
Godzilla just premiered last night, so I don’t want to spoil anything for anyone, but since Bryan Cranston is one of our best friends, I felt that I had to post this. One of the greatest running jokes on the internet is between the characters Harrison Ford plays and those characters families having something horrible happen to them. “Where is my family!?”. “Give me back my son!”. If you’ve seen a Harrison Ford movie, you’ve heard one or both of those lines. Well Bryan Cranston did his best Japanese speaking version of a Harrison Ford character in Godzilla, and it was amazing. Go see the movie, if only to protest the tragedy that was Godzilla 2000.
– Ryan
The WWE Needs to Get Their Heads Out of Their Asses and Add a 4th Wyatt Family Member
Bray, Luke and Erik, meet Ben Wyatt, the original Wyatt family member. Parks and Rec/ WWE Monday Night Raw crossover?? Why not? Ben Wyatt is a nerdy accountant, which is the perfect cover for a bearded wrestling psychopath. He could be the “Spike Dudley” of the Wyatt Family: the runt of the litter type character that gets the shit beat out of him but becomes lovable in the process. It’s a shame Mike Awesome is dead, because Ben Wyatt vs. Mike Awesome could have been one hell of a feud. Somebody get Adam Scott on the phone and run this idea by him. Kind of an integral part of my plan.
– Ryan
Nobody Touches Sarah Hyland and Gets Away With It
Source – Sarah Hyland fled a Modern Family party in tears on Thursday night after she was allegedly indecently assaulted by a fan.
The 23-year-old actress had been posing with fans outside the Modern Family party hosted by Qantas at The Sebel Pier One in Sydney, Australia, when the incident occurred.
Sarah was left in floods of tears when a male fan who asked her for a photograph grabbed her breast, according to reports.
You stupid son of a bitch. I don’t know your name but welcome to Hell, because that’s what your life is now going to be. Pure Hell. On a serious note, really? So now actresses can’t even pose with fans? This guy probably hasn’t touched a breast since the Clinton administration but that’s no excuse to violate poor Sarah Hyland. If you’re really in need for some lovin’ buy a laptop and subscribe to one of those sex webcam sites. Don’t go out in public and ruin everyone’s night. May God help you when Phil Dunphy finds out. Then it’s lights out for Chester for the Molester.
– Ryan
