Yesterday Ryan posted an article that painted Steve Harvey in a not so pretty light. In a Donald Trump light. An email that he sent to his staff leaked out and Steve’s once lovable image was tarnished. Well The Doctah is here to right the Steve Harvey ship, because Mr. Harvey is not a dick for wanting some personal time. I present to you, exhibit A:
Oh, what’s that you say? Steve Harvey ISN’T that bad? Well, Mr. Harvey, this is the way to redeem yourself. We all feel for terminally ill people, and this is why Spiderman was told “with great power, comes great responsibility.”
Harvey did the coolest thing for that terminally ill man, and it’s something that he should be proud of. When fortunate human beings help less fortunate human beings, it brings a special warmth to my soul.
Just throwing Steve some love. He may want personal time in his leaked email, but that’s understandable, considering he helped someone who couldn’t get the help they needed.
Steve, the Average Nobodies Salute You!
Stay Fucking Classy My Friends.
~ The Doctah
Vernon Davis didn’t have the greatest season last year. He was hurt, yes, but he played in 14 games and finished with 26 catches and two touchdowns, which is…not good. While his physical ailments may have healed in the offseason, it’s clear from this Family Feud clip that he is also mentally unhinged. While the ‘stripper’ comment was kind of funny, the ‘feet’ comment was just disturbing. There’s no need to go all Rex Ryan on us and air your foot fetishes out in public. Let’s worry about hands and catching the ball so the 49ers don’t suck again.
P.S. Steve Harvey is the best game show host of all the times.
In this lady’s defense, this is one of those questions that no matter what the answer is, it’s going to sound weird. If she said ham sandwich people would laugh and if she said kidney then Steve Harvey would probably give a slight nod off screen and the police would come and escort her away. With that said, gerbil is a strange answer. If Richard Gere were in this episode and answered gerbils I’d understand, but this woman says gerbils then has no reasoning whatsoever for saying it. She didn’t have a fun back story or a weird reason for saying it, her mind just immediately jumped to gerbils when the question “name something a doctor might pull out of a person’. That’s disturbing. As funny as Steve Harvey’s reaction is, nothing tops CUPINE: