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Nicolas Cage Tiny Face is Haunting My Dreams


I stumbled across this on Twitter last night. Needless to say I haven’t slept and kind of wish my eyes would fall out of my head. I don’t know who thinks up these things but please stop. Nicolas Cage already has the appeal of a creepy clown. His Tiny face is too much.

– Ryan

Shia LaBeouf Films Girl Vomiting, Gets His Ass Kicked


‘Transformers’ star Shia LaBeouf was reportedly beaten up in London after he filmed a girl vomiting on the street with his camera phone, according to The Sun.

The report claims the actor, currently in the UK filming Brad Pitt’s WW2 film ‘Fury’, was on a night out with a pal in Leicester Square when he stumbled upon two women – Ash Nawaz and her sister Isis – feeling worse-for-wear on the pavement.

The star began filming them on his phone, and when the ladies told him to leave them alone a stranger intervened. When LaBeouf started filming him too, the man punched him in the face and kicked him in the groin.” – Yahoo Movies


I’m not sure what part of this story jumps out at me, the fact that Shia got kicked in the nads or that he was filming a girl vomiting. Let me start by saying that neither surprise me. But really, Louis Stevens? Filming a chick when she is at her lowest? How could you possibly rationalize this? Yeah, girls puking all other themselves and being sloppy disasters is hilarious, but keep it in the mental vault. No need to go all Spielberg on the situation, that’s a no-win scenario.


PS- Clean it up LaBeouf. This is just sloppy.


Meet Larry Da Leopard


I was flipping through the channels late last night and happened to land on a new episode of Taboo on the National Geographic Channel. Imagine my surprise when Larry Da Leopard popped on my screen. I’m on record for being all aboard the neck tattoo train, but face tattoo’s are an entirely different story. In my opinion, getting a face tattoo is the last step before a complete mental breakdown. I’d be shocked if Mr. Leopard didn’t start eating shoes for breakfast. I think I speak for a lot of people when I say that I hope Larry disappears into the wildneress and joins his leopard brothers and sisters. It’s only a matter of time before he starts marking the doors of homes with newborn babies with white chalk. The most disturbing part of this story? People actually go to Larry Da Leopard for tattoo’s. Nice, wholesome guy. With leopard spots tattooed on his face.

– Ryan

P.S. IF I ever get an animal face tattoo, it would be jaguar spots. Then we’ll see who the real psychopath is.

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