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Bob Costas Might Actually Be Dying
Pull yourself together Costas! You’re scaring the children. I know he’s trying to soldier on here but it looks like he needs some serious medical treatment. How can he see the teleprompter? Somebody get him to a hospital ASAP. At this point, the only thing that could save Costas’s broadcast would be a double eye patch. They cure all ills.
– Ryan
Bob Costas Needs to Buy a Horse and Move to the Woods
Enough is enough with this guy. He thinks he’s king of the mountain because NBC blows him every time the Olympics comes around. So you’re telling me I have to stare at Bob Costas and his pillow fart face if I wanna root on the U S of A in the Olympics?
I’m no Communist so I’ll do it, but I’m not happy about it. Not one bit. I hope Bob Costas dies of gonorrhea and rots in hell.
– Ryan
Norm Clarke is My Favorite Columnist in the Country, Possibly of All-Time
Norm Clarke
“Norm Clarke is one of Las Vegas’s most notable and recognizable celebrities. This eye-patched man-about-town knows it all about this vibrant city in the desert — where to go, what to do, and most importantly, where to see and be seen.” – Las Vegas Review Journal
What’s that old saying: “journalists with eye patches don’t grow on trees”? Well Norm Clarke is out to prove to the world that that saying is bullshit. He may only have one eye, but that one eye is focused on giving the good people of Las Vegas the most important news stories of the day. The next time I’m in Vegas I need to find Norm Clarke. NEED to. I want him to show me around the city like only he can. While I’m there, maybe we can work on that nickname of his. The “eye patched man-about-town” doesn’t have that great of a ring to it.
– Ryan
