Politics aren’t exactly my thing, but when JA RULE ENDORSES HILLARY CLINTON FOR PRESIDENT, I need to get in on the action. Ja Rule was a guest on Fox News, which is a sentence I never thought I’d type, and while he likes both Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton, he’s a democrat, so he’s going to be rooting for ol’ Hil Dog. This whole thing is just great, and watching Ja Rule 1. be alive and 2. be in a suit on Fox News discussing politics makes my heart warm. I kind of hope this is his new thing. He just shows up on news channels and everyone expects him to start screaming expletives but he’s this really articulate, well spoken political genius. It would be the biggest reinvention since John Travolta reemerged as a robot. I don’t know if he plans on coming out with any new music, but for those wondering, his (Ja Rule, not John Travolta) Pandora channel is fantastic.

– Ryan