If I walked into an elevator and a guy was dressed up like a Street Fighter character there is a negative chance that I’m staying in that elevator. There are too many crazy people in the world for me to see that and think ‘things are fine. Everything is fine.’ Everyone who decided to stay in the elevator seemed to have the same reaction, which was cowering in the corner in fear. I can’t say for sure what my reaction would be, but I don’t understand how this guy doesn’t just get mauled. It eventually has to happen. He picks the wrong person on the wrong day and just gets stabbed in the eye. I’m not saying I want it to happen, but the law of averages is not on his side.

– Ryan