Football, baseball, and now basketball? Before you know it Johnny Football is going to be drafted to a badminton team in Omaha (they are good at badminton out there). Enough is enough! He is a football player! Sure, he is a incredible athlete, but do you think for one minute that he is going to say “you know what? Fuck the NFL, i’m going to start touring with the Globetrotters”? No, he wouldn’t…well, he is on the Browns… I don’t know anymore.

-Matt