Betrayal, blood, and ice water…a recipe for disaster if you ask me. “My mom told me not to leave my room” and I can see where she is coming from. This girl is in zero condition to be outside her bed never mind roaming her empty house and doing the ice bucket challenge, which with the size of the “Bucket” I’m not sure it even counts. ALSA.org (donate now) can I get a ruling on that? Bucket too small? She didn’t even pour it on her head. Just a straight chest shot. Well, at any rate, thank you for making my day just a little bit brighter and darker at the same time, and thank you for finally making a generation of YouTubers finally forget about David after Dentist. Kid was in the spotlight for far too long. Cleanup those stitches and get back in bed.

In Bill Paxton’s name we pray.

-Matt