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The President Of The United States Doesn’t Use Proper Grammar & It Infuriates Me

Photo: Twitter

Photo: Twitter

Photo: Twitter

Twitter is a black hole filled with darkness and despair, but if there’s one thing that infuriates me to no end it’s that Donald Trump, the mother fucking President of the United States, can’t spell OR use proper grammar. His tweets read like a resume someone who didn’t pass the 1st grade would submit to a new job. I see people misspell or use incorrect grammar on Twitter all the time and it doesn’t make me mad because who gives a shit, but I don’t think it’s too much to ask to have the POTUS use the correct there/their/they’re or to/too. It can’t be too much to ask. How did it come to this? How did the most important job in the world fall in the lap of a man who can’t be bothered to proofread his tweets? Honestly, if I see one more tweet with a grammar error I’ll be praying for nuclear war just so I don’t have to see him send out 10 consecutive tweets before he forms a coherent sentence.

-Ryan

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Andy Serkis Reading Donald Trump’s Tweets As Gollum Is Magical

Reading and following Donald Trump’s Twitter account prior to November 8th was a roller coaster, but now that he’s the leader of the free world, it’s frightening. He rarely makes sense, which is not something you’d prefer to be the main talking point of a world leader. Andy Serkis joined Stephen Colbert last night and brought a bit of levity to the whole ‘Donald Trump is probably going to end us all’ storyline by reading some of Trump’s tweets as Gollum. Skip ahead to the 4:00 minute to listen. Also, I’ll take Andy Serkis as Gollum as Trump’s new Press Secretary immediately.

-Ryan

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