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In Case Anyone Was Wondering What a Dolphin Having Sex With a Decapitated Fish Looks Like

Hey Dolphin, I have a problem with this. Is it really necessary to go King Henry VIII on that poor fish and then fuck its dead decaying body just to get your rocks off? I didn’t think so. This is a horrible way to treat your fellow sea creature. If you think your getting invited to Clown Fish Joe’s reef party next weekend you are sorely mistaken. You think Joe wants you coming into his humble abode and chopping peoples heads off and fucking their corpses? Of course not. Anyway,  I could talk about how fucked up this dolphin is all day, but lets throw some fingers elsewhere. How about the camera man and whoever edited this video. I know for damn sure this aquarium isn’t playing this 1970’s action TV show theme in there establishment. Nope, that had to be added in after. Probably by the same psychopath that is filming this dolphin tossing his meat in the first place. There is a time and place for everything, “now” and the “internet” are not it.


PS – Dolphins are sick fucks.

PSS – and people actually want to swim with these sex crazed lunatics while they are on vacation?! ARE YOU HIGH? I would be worried they would kill me and turn me into a flesh light. No thank you.

A NASA Funded Animal Researcher Admitted to Having Sex With a Male Dolphin Proving Once Again the 60’s Were Insane

Dolphin sexA female animal researcher has admitted to sex with a male dolphin during a 1960s NASA-funded experiment.

Margaret Howe Lovatt was stationed on the U.S. Virgin Islands as part of a NASA experiment to teach the intelligent mammals how to communicate.

She revealed in an upcoming BBC documentary that it was in 1963 when a house was flooded to turn it into a dolphinarium, allowing researchers to study the animals at close quarters, according to the Daily Mirror.

One of them, nicknamed Peter, was a sexually maturing adolescent.

“Peter liked to be … with me. He would rub himself on my knee, my foot or my hand and I allowed that,” she said.

“I wasn’t uncomfortable — as long as it wasn’t too rough. It was just easier to incorporate that and let it happen, it was very precious and very gentle, Peter was right there, he knew that I was right there.”

Lovatt claims the sex play became a regular part of her studies, adding, “It would just become part of what was going on, like an itch, just get rid of that scratch and we would be done and move on.”

The nature of their relationship caused a scandal and rumors grew about experiments of dolphins suffering drug abuse with LSD tests.

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No matter how chaotic or crazy we think the world we currently live in is, it has absolutely nothing on the 1960’s. Human/dolphin sex is just another example of that. To Margaret’s credit, at least she named the dolphin. This wasn’t just some casual, late night, “I had too much to drink” sex. This was sensual. This was the real thing. Peter and Margaret knew what each other and they came together in the name of love (pun intended). As a side note, if Margaret WASN’T on LSD when this happened then maybe she take the next few plays off. Can’t have dolphin perverts running around looking for fresh meat.

– Ryan

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