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Mike Rowe is a Superhero

Apparently Mike Rowe used to be an opera singer. Now I need him to narrate my every move and be my life coach. It’s the next logical step after an acclaimed music and television career.

– Ryan

P.S. People might take this the wrong way, but I want to steal his vocal cords and surgically replace them with mine.

Grab Your Wiener? Use This Cleaner!

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Oh boy, do I know someone who could use this. But don’t we all? That one friend who spends 99.9% of the day with a hand(s) down their pants? ┬áIf you don’t know what i’m talking about, take a look down, because you’re that friend.

-MattyV

Photo Cred: Peter Hanney

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