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Twitter Presents: The Roast of King Joffrey
Apparently There is A Roast of King Joffrey Happening on Twitter. Here are some of the best tweets I found.
SEVEN HELLS! What a roast. Bravo! http://t.co/XizjngZS52 @AndyMilonakis #roastjoffrey
— Game Of Thrones (@GameOfThrones) December 12, 2013
When he's not tired Joffykins won't go to sleep without his cuddly crossbow beside him. #RoastJoffrey
— Cersei the Fair (@NiceQueenCersei) December 12, 2013
You know what they say about King Joffrey: "A Lannister always wets his bed." #RoastJoffrey @GameOfThrones
— Eli Roth (@eliroth) December 12, 2013
If you multiplied Joffery Baratheon's intelligence by 100 it wouldn't equal one Hodor #roastjoffrey
— Ben Burnley (毕本立） (@ReubenBurnley) December 12, 2013
"I'm telling mother!" @GameOfThrones #RoastJoffrey https://t.co/CsL4Tf67Dc
— Tyrion Lannister (@GoT_Tyrion) December 12, 2013
@GameOfThrones Joffrey is afraid of the dark #RoastJoffrey
— adam be (@adam_barnardino) December 12, 2013
I wonder how belittling it must feel to get slapped by a man half your size. #RoastJoffrey @GoT_Tyrion @King_Joffrey_
— jordan (@khaleesisdagger) December 12, 2013
He'll never be the man his mother is #RoastJoffrey
— Charlie Iceton (@charlieiceton) December 12, 2013
Even Varys has bigger balls than Joffrey #roastjoffrey
— Gloo (@curious_AD) December 12, 2013
Batman should have left Joffery to die when he had the chance. #roastjoffrey
— James Matamoros (@IM2CLUTCH2TOUCH) December 12, 2013
Joffrey is such a bad King he needs his mother AND his aunt to tell him what to do. Lucky for him they're the same person! #RoastJoffrey
— SuperJude™ (@xXSuperJudeXx) December 12, 2013
The night is dark and full of dipshits #azorasshat #RoastJoffrey
— moastlytoastly (@moastlytoastly) December 12, 2013
Who dyes your hair Joff, the kid from Eminem's "Stan" video? #RoastJoffrey
— Paul Danke (@pauldanke) December 12, 2013
You better not #RoastJoffrey, he'll tell his uncle dad.. @GameOfThrones
— Bridgette Montgomery (@Mrs_Montgomery1) December 12, 2013
