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Happy Birthday Devin Brugman
While everyone else is busy being depressed Christmas is over and making their bullshit New Years resolutions, Devin Brugman is busy being gorgeous and dominating Instagram. Happy birthday Devin, you singlehandedly bring us out of the post Christmas slump.
– Ryan
Double Dose of Insane Instagram Comments Today: Devin Brugman, I Apologize in Advance
My sweet Devin Brugman. Her Instagram is like a Picasso painting, if Picasso painted multiple paintings a day and they looked like beautiful women. Just like every other smoke show on Instagram, Devin Brugman is not immune to the insanity that is the comment section of a social media site:
Roddy Karate (kind of a cool name) had himself a day on Instagram. Added extra letters to some words. Taking letters out of others. Just zero regard for proper grammar or human life. Single handedly bringing back the word “sweater puppies” and making me want to cut out my eyes at the same time. That is a horrifying image. I feel like I overuse the word “horrifying”, but that comment is horrifying. There’s no silver lining. There’s no “oh that’s not that bad”. Just a deranged, insane comment. As wonderful as it to have Devin Brugman in this world, it is equally horrible to have Roddy Karate in it. Weird, wild stuff.
– Ryan
Another Installment of “Insane Instagram Comments”
The Instagram account “A Bikini a Day” , that is half run by the beautiful Devin Brugman, did what they do everyday, post a picture of Devin in a Bikini; and like clock work the weirdos come out to play.
Here is the pic:
And read the last comment here:
Don’t you dare talk to Devin like that! I swear to Bill Paxton that if I knew where you lived I would send you a strongly worded letter. Hey “WindowsCrystal”, if that is your real name, whats worse: The girl using what her mamma gave her to create a successful business, or you going around suggesting that people cut their tits off?
You won’t come around this Instragram account anymore if you knew what was good for ya. I know people, that know people, that have watched ‘The Godfather’ a lot of times.
-Matt
Happy Birthday, Devin
Happy Birthday, my sweet princess.
If you ever need two handsome, strapping young men to help you promote women’s bikinis you know where to find us.
81ThirdKid Needs To Pump His Brakes
This is Devin Brugman:
Grade 5 Sharknado. She cofounded the company A Bikini A Day, which thankfully for us means she’s pretty much in a bikini 24/7. She’s got a body even Elton John would love and a face to match. When she puts up a new picture on Instagram, many of us can’t even find the words to describe what we’re looking at it. Unfortunately, 81ThirdKid can find the words.
Hey pal, you’re talking to a goddess here, not some eyebrow free homeless woman in Kennedy Plaza. His comment starts off pleasantly, but quickly takes a turn to bizarro world and never really recovers. Why would you want to go through all that for a steak dinner date over Skype. At least request a face to face dinner. 81ThirdKid is the definition of the term shit for brains. And next time your going to ruin one of Devin Brugman’s pictures, leave Rosie O’Donnell out of it. I can’t picture them both at the same time again. My brain might explode.
– Ryan
Insane Instagram Comments – Devin Brugman’s Sister
Dec 5
Posted by MattFromRI
Just a nice picture of Miss_Brugman and her friend on her instagram account, right? WRONG.
Oh no, why did it have to come to this? Oh why?! SlyButcher01 you are anything but sly for this comment.I though these comments couldn’t get any worse than someone calling out to see a tiny babies dick, I was so very wrong. Some Instagram commenters do it purely for the rush, just commenting all willy nilly to stir the pot, but not SlyButcher01. No, what he did, he wanted Miss_Brugman to see. Tagging her name before the comments is a savage move by SlyButcher01. If this was any other type of joke I would have to respect the hustle, but seeing how that any holocaust/hitler joke is highly offensive (like incredibly offense) I can only condemn it. Just another day on Instagram I suppose.
The darkness that is Instagram commenting couldn’t just stay on her sister’s page. Devin tagging her in her posts opened the flood gates for this poor girl.
P.S. Christmas dinner called…they are missing two hams. BADUM-CHING!
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