There’s a little known beef between The Average Nobodies and Danica Patrick that many of you may not know about, so I’ll catch everybody up. In late 2013, a few images from Danica Patrick’s Super Bowl commercial with Go Daddy leaked on the internet, so I decided to do a post about it. Well APPARENTLY Danica Patrick’s lawyers didn’t like that those images were leaked and started suing websites who were publishing the copyrighted photos. Since The Average Nobodies are such a lucrative brand, her lawyers not only emailed us and asked us to take the post down, but also threatened to sue us if we didn’t pay a fine. Well two years later, I sign up for a fantasy NASCAR league, and then this video comes out of Danica getting into a beef with a fellow racer during qualifiers. Well, Danica, prepare to have the worst professional year of your life, because the Ryan Stink™ is coming for you. I’m going to have Danica Patrick on my team every second of this NASCAR season. And you know what? Since she’s already a pretty terrible driver, I’m going to be hoping and praying that the Ryan Stink filters into your personal life as well. Here’s to a terrible year, on and off the track, you terrible, terrible human being.